quotation game

Quoth the Raven nevermore. - E.A.P.

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order sign'; just, 'escalator temporarily stairs'. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there.
-M. Hedberg

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

Demetri Martin

"Any man can make mistakes. Only an idiot persists in his error." (W. Churchill)

To generalize is to be an idiot.

William Blake

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." (Samuel Johnson)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

Edgar Watson

My relatives are a pain sometimes

- A. Einstein

"The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money." - IRS auditor

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Dorothy Parker

"Youth is wasted on the young." Mark Twain

"Our true treasures lie in the relationships we have with others." Me |😀

Bah! Humbug!

Scrooge

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Oscar Wilde