Met this top bloke on the bus today. Jolly nice he was. Got talking to him about mobile phones, because I was messing about trying to get on this site from my phone - it's not easy, but I need to find a decent html browser and we'll be laughing. Well, I will anyway, because I find things like that funny. I also find golf shoes somewhat ridiculous too, but each to their own.
Anyway, he was saying on his phone he could teleport a pig from a farm in south america, into his living room in Cardonald (in Glasgow). He showed me, and right enough, he managed to get the pig onto the bus, then sent it to Mongolia to feed the needy. He's not a farmer or anything, and he doesn't know any farmers, though he once saw one on tv.
I want one of those phones. Well, 2.
Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMadWell, I guess he killed the pig for a good cause, although he could have sent a truckload of veggies.
Met this top bloke on the bus today. Jolly nice he was. Got talking to him about mobile phones, because I was messing about trying to get on this site from my phone - it's not easy, but I need to find a decent html browser and we'll be laughing. Well, I will anyway, because I find things like that funny. I also find golf shoes somewhat ridiculous to ...[text shortened]... esn't know any farmers, though he once saw one on tv.
I want one of those phones. Well, 2.
Yeah, but they would have got intercepted by the veggie police, and then he'd have been down a truckload of veggies. Better with teh pigs every time. Even if they do knock one out over cindy crawford on a Sunday.
Blasphomy I tell you, as well as other words beginning with B, such as bikes, bottles and bingo.
I wish I had a spoon to eat my chocolate moose. In fact, I wish I had a chocolate moose, to put this spoon in.
Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMadYour sense of humour is good, but your rating is terrible. I'll give you 7 out of 13.
Met this top bloke on the bus today. Jolly nice he was. Got talking to him about mobile phones, because I was messing about trying to get on this site from my phone - it's not easy, but I need to find a decent html browser and we'll be laughing. Well, I will anyway, because I find things like that funny. I also find golf shoes somewhat ridiculous to ...[text shortened]... esn't know any farmers, though he once saw one on tv.
I want one of those phones. Well, 2.
Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMadJenny the Pig escapes wireless transport!!!!
You get bacon and pork from pigs
Mobile phones help us communicate with others wirelessly
However, put them together, and you can teleport a pig to anywhere in the world*
*subject to network conditions
By Richard Porkman, Piggy Correspondent
Wisconsin (Reuters) - Despite improvements to mobile phones, Jenny the Pig escapes a wireless phone transport. Wireless transport is the newest and fastest way for pigs to be delivered all over the world.
Moments before the transport, a person calling himself only "pradtf" scooped the pig up taking it out of the service range of the wireless network.
Story still under investigation, police have few leads.
Originally posted by rwingettSounds like a "Listen sonny, back in my day, before you had these fancy mobile wireless speaker things......" speech coming on there RW.
Bah! This all just sounds like a fancy rip off of "Wonka-vision". Wonka was able to transport chocolate bars, humans, and probably even pigs, as far back as 1971.
I'll see your 'Bah!' and raise you a 'Tchah!'. Let the young people have their fun. 😉
Originally posted by Jay Peateadoctor doctor, i think i'm a cowboy!
Patient : Doctor doctor I feel like a pig.
Dr: How long have you felt like this ?
Patient: Oh about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
well, son, how long have you had the symptoms?
about a yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha!
sorry-your joke just reminded me of it 😛
Originally posted by geniuswhich reminds me of this old chestnut
doctor doctor, i think i'm a cowboy!
well, son, how long have you had the symptoms?
about a yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha!
sorry-your joke just reminded me of it 😛
Patient: Doctor doctor I can't stop singing certain songs. All morning I've been humming "The Green, Green Grass Of Home." Yesterday it was, "Delilah." Last week I sang "What's New Pussycat?"
Doctor: It sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome to me.
Patient: Never heard of that. Is it common?
Doctor: It's not unusual......
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