Forget all that baloney they try to teach you in school. This ain't a free counrty bub. If you don't believe me just take your yo-yo out for a spin on a Sunday in Memphis.
San Francisco,CA
It's illegal to spray people's clothing with your own saliva from your mouth
Los Angeles,CA
You can't bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time
Normal,OK
It's illegal to make an ugly face at a dog.
North Dakota
It is illegal to fall asleep with your shoes on
Sarasota,FL
Don't get caught singing in your bikini, or you'll be singing the blues in prison.
Originally posted by Howell123How many of those were passed in the last ... 50 years?
Forget all that baloney they try to teach you in school. This ain't a free counrty bub. If you don't believe me just take your yo-yo out for a spin on a Sunday in Memphis.
San Francisco,CA
It's illegal to spray people's clothing with your own saliva from your mouth
Los Angeles,CA
You can't bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time
Normal ...[text shortened]... a,FL
Don't get caught singing in your bikini, or you'll be singing the blues in prison.
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Originally posted by Howell123They all seem pretty reasonable to me.
San Francisco,CA
It's illegal to spray people's clothing with your own saliva from your mouth
Los Angeles,CA
You can't bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time
Normal a,FL
Don't get caught singing in your bikini, or you'll be singing the blues in prison.
I like this one from the UK.
"MPs are not allowed to don armour in Parliament".
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/united-kingdom/
Originally posted by Howell123That's okay, it is still technically illegal for 2 people who aren't married to live together in Arizona.
Forget all that baloney they try to teach you in school. This ain't a free counrty bub. If you don't believe me just take your yo-yo out for a spin on a Sunday in Memphis.
San Francisco,CA
It's illegal to spray people's clothing with your own saliva from your mouth
Los Angeles,CA
You can't bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time
Normal ...[text shortened]... a,FL
Don't get caught singing in your bikini, or you'll be singing the blues in prison.
Not like it stops anyone.
Originally posted by Howell123"Normal, OK" is a nice joke in itself.
Forget all that baloney they try to teach you in school. This ain't a free counrty bub. If you don't believe me just take your yo-yo out for a spin on a Sunday in Memphis.
San Francisco,CA
It's illegal to spray people's clothing with your own saliva from your mouth
Los Angeles,CA
You can't bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time
Normal ...[text shortened]... a,FL
Don't get caught singing in your bikini, or you'll be singing the blues in prison.
Originally posted by maddogI hope it's not illegal for "AIDS infested, drug addictted(sic) winos with the gay plague" to douse you with gas and set you on fire where you live.
You will find it is also illegal in the UK to spit on someone. That is classed as an assault. Of course, if you are happy to have some AIDS infested, drug addictted wino gobbing on you and infecting you with the gay plague you probably wouldn't make a complaint.