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Originally posted by SJ247
And I'm not even a real man.
Ah! I would check downstairs if I were you. 😛 😉 You never know.

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Originally posted by SJ247
And I'm not even a real man.
Now now, no need to be so self degrading...I am sure you could be a real man if you tried.

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Originally posted by Raven69
I happen to know that Phlab is not a real man...he is a figment of our imagination. 😵
Everytime I think of Phlab, which is far more often than is healthy, I see him bathing in a pool of teabags, with a pair of tongs in one hand, a fat squirming oyster, in the other, and a ukelele in his sights. You too?

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8 - are born with their penises.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
3. Use Time For Chess, not ANY of the others.
Errata: Phlab of course being the great guy he is meant to say ChessatWork.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Ooof, sassy.

I happen to know that Phlab's hung like a garden hose.
Wrapped up in a coil and dripping fluid??

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Originally posted by SJ247
Everytime I think of Phlab, which is far more often than is healthy, I see him bathing in a pool of teabags, with a pair of tongs in one hand, a fat squirming oyster, in the other, and a ukelele in his sights. You too?
Wow...it's like we share the same brainwave or something! Great minds think alike I suppose...

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Originally posted by adam warlock
A couple more pics would make me feel great! 😛

7 - Real men ask for pics and feel no shame about it.
There you go: http://insearchoftheweird.com/photos/ugly14nk.jpg

9 - Remember to specify who they want the pic to be of.

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Originally posted by Raven69
There you go: http://insearchoftheweird.com/photos/ugly14nk.jpg

9 - Remember to specify who they want the pic to be of.
10 - Puke when they see that pic. *Nauseated smiley*

Ps: Ok then; a couple more Raven69 (the rhp user) pics. Explicit enough for ya? 😛

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Originally posted by adam warlock
1 - Shave their armpits and apply deodorant right after it.
2 - ...
3. Profit!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
3. Profit!
Get with the program: we're on number 11 now!

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Originally posted by adam warlock
Get with the program: we're on number 11 now!
I don't think underpants gnomes know how to count that high.



HEY! The scene's not there. Well, some of you should get the joke.

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Originally posted by adam warlock
Faulty reasoning. I'm a real man and I started a thread called real men, so there you go. 😛

And sorry Gramps but number 3 is already taken. So I [b]think you should have thought about it a little better.[/b]
0. Think.


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11. ________________

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Originally posted by adam warlock
10 - Puke when they see that pic. *Nauseated smiley*

Ps: Ok then; a couple more Raven69 (the rhp user) pics. Explicit enough for ya? 😛
Oh yes, very explicit...I cannot think of anything you may have forgot to mention.

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i243/a_raven/pictures/warm.jpg

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Originally posted by Raven69
Oh yes, very explicit...I cannot think of anything you may have forgot to mention.

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i243/a_raven/pictures/warm.jpg
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute and innocente!!! Is that really you??? 😛