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Ben Affleck will make a good movie.

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@fmf said
If we force conservative Christians bakers to bake cakes for gay people's weddings then the influence of conservative Christian beliefs will soon subside.
If LBGTQ+/-thems-whatever people are forced to undergo conversion therapy, there won't be any LBGTQ+/-thems-whatever anymore. Problem solved.


@moonbus said
If LBGTQ+/-thems-whatever people are forced to undergo conversion therapy, there won't be any LBGTQ+/-thems-whatever anymore. Problem solved.
Just criminalize it, back law enforcement, and build more private sector penitentiaries. Problem monetized.

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@fmf said
Just criminalize it, back law enforcement, and build more private sector penitentiaries. Problem monetized.
Re-elect Trump--for life. More perfect phone calls. More treaties torn up. Constitution put in abeyance. Wall completed. Tariffs on everybody and everything outside the Lower 48. Space Force now hiring. Buy Greenland. Inject bleach--Turd immunity. All problems solved at a single stroke.


Kill everybody and let God sort it out.


Autotune technology has spared the last couple of generations the vagaries of meritocric and authentic singing and the horror of seeing somewhat ugly people becoming successful singers merely on the strength of their singing ability.


@moonbus said
If LBGTQ+/-thems-whatever people are forced to undergo conversion therapy, there won't be any LBGTQ+/-thems-whatever anymore. Problem solved.
Actually, this isn’t too far off the mark. Uganda is currently considering passing legislation which would criminalize not only all forms of non-heterosexual behavior, but also all non-heterosexual identities and orientations (I.e., just being gay or bi, even if one doesn’t have sex with anybody).

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/03/10/africa/uganda-bill-criminalize-lgbtq-intl

Uganda just joined No. Korea and Iran as places on my list of holiday destinations to avoid.


@fmf said
Autotune technology has spared the last couple of generations the vagaries of meritocric and authentic singing and the horror of seeing somewhat ugly people becoming successful singers merely on the strength of their singing ability.
Not being able to sing did not hinder Neil Young or Bob Dylan.