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Originally posted by dottewell
Sure, that's what the talking apricot told you.

"Don't worry Ark! I'm not one of those lying apricots! I'm the appricot!"

He's laughing at you, Ark. And soon he'll have your money.
Jesus just pretended to die on the cross so he could rob everyone in town before leaving Bethlehem, and no one would suspect him. He finished his life in Greece cross-dressing in a whore house.

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You should stop cutting your psychedelics with drain cleaner, dude.

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Originally posted by Crowley
You should stop cutting your psychedelics with drain cleaner, dude.
What should I use with my drain cleaner then?

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Originally posted by ark13
What should I use with my drain cleaner then?
Cocaine is best.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Cocaine is best.
I'll have to ask the appricot if He approves. Be back in an hour...

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Originally posted by ark13
Jesus just pretended to die on the cross so he could rob everyone in town before leaving Bethlehem, and no one would suspect him. He finished his life in Greece cross-dressing in a whore house.
Jesus wasn't a apricot.* Big difference.
















*To my knowledge.

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Originally posted by dottewell
Jesus wasn't a apricot.* Big difference.
















*To my knowledge.
I don't see how they could've nailed an... aren't elephants cool?

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Originally posted by ark13
I'll have to ask the appricot if He approves. Be back in an hour...
Now kids, this is a perfect example of why fruit salads and tropical flavored yogurts are a bad idea on a comedown.

Stay safe - Sleep it off!

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Originally posted by Crowley
Now kids, this is a perfect example of why fruit salads and tropical flavored yogurts are a bad idea on a comedown.

Stay safe - Sleep it off!
Yellow... it's just so, you know, yellow.