Originally posted by dottewellJesus just pretended to die on the cross so he could rob everyone in town before leaving Bethlehem, and no one would suspect him. He finished his life in Greece cross-dressing in a whore house.
Sure, that's what the talking apricot told you.
"Don't worry Ark! I'm not one of those lying apricots! I'm the appricot!"
He's laughing at you, Ark. And soon he'll have your money.