1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    02 Jan '16 17:23
    It'll be my first so I'd like some pointers, please.

    I really, really don't want to just walk into a place and buy it
    but I am not exactly a handyman. Should I just pick a strong
    semi-horizontal tree branch and use normal ropes? Is the seat
    supposed to be wood and, if so, do I make two holes on each
    side and just let the knots sustain it?

    Kind of lost here, as you can see. Thanks in advance to those
    chipping in with your experiences and suggestions.
  2. Subscriberrookie54
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    02 Jan '16 17:26
    http://lmgtfy.com/
  3. Standard memberSeitse
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    02 Jan '16 17:31
    Originally posted by rookie54
    http://lmgtfy.com/
    Is it a SFW link?
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    I was bought here under false pretences 😠
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    Originally posted by Trev33
    I was bought here under false pretences 😠
    Surprise, surprise...pervert.😲
  7. Subscriberrookie54
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    02 Jan '16 18:41
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Surprise, surprise...pervert.😲
    so you DO understand the false pretenses he was brought here under...
    and have the audacity to label him the pervert...

    i highly approve...
  8. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    02 Jan '16 19:26
    Originally posted by Seitse
    It'll be my first so I'd like some pointers, please.
    Stiletto heels are a must. And neon lipstick.
  9. Subscriberrookie54
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    02 Jan '16 19:40
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Stiletto heels are a must. And neon lipstick.
    a velcro wedgie never hurt anyone...
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    02 Jan '16 20:471 edit
    Originally posted by rookie54
    a velcro wedgie never hurt anyone...
    Bringing My Thai girlfriend always helps me fit in.
    She says wearing a micro skirt and thong helps her
    keep her cool when she is being pushed.
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    02 Jan '16 21:32
    Originally posted by rookie54
    so you DO understand the false pretenses he was brought here under...
    and have the audacity to label him the pervert...

    i highly approve...
    I have always been a proponent of the saying, "Do as I do not as I say."
  12. SubscriberPonderable
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    11 Jan '16 15:52
    Originally posted by Seitse
    It'll be my first so I'd like some pointers, please.

    I really, really don't want to just walk into a place and buy it
    but I am not exactly a handyman. Should I just pick a strong
    semi-horizontal tree branch and use normal ropes? Is the seat
    supposed to be wood and, if so, do I make two holes on each
    side and just let the knots sustain it?

    Kind of lo ...[text shortened]... , as you can see. Thanks in advance to those
    chipping in with your experiences and suggestions.
    What you really Need to know is summarized in that pic:

    https://itshambles.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/tree-swing.jpg
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