per the news today, the red Chinese will have to just eat bok choi tonight as...
"Seven stolen dogs have captured the hearts of millions online after escaping a meat factory in China and embarking on a ten mile journey home together. Viral footage shows the animals, of all sizes, forming a 'band of brothers' and trotting down a busy highway in Changchun, Jilin province. In the clip, the dogs surround an injured German shepherd, while a Corgi leading the pack repeatedly looks back to ensure none are left behind."