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    18 Dec '14 11:32
    Dear Santa, i have been very very naughty, but it was worth it you judgemental ol codger!
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    18 Dec '14 11:57
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    Dear Santa, i have been very very naughty, but it was worth it you judgemental ol codger!
    Welcome back, robbie. I do hope things are ok for you.
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    18 Dec '14 12:41
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    Dear Santa, i have been very very naughty, but it was worth it you judgemental ol codger!
    GOOD DAY OLD BEAN NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK ON BOARD.
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    18 Dec '14 14:353 edits
    Thankyou my friends, tis a joy to behold your countenances! albeit through fibre optics 😀 I wonder what Suzziannes letter to Santa will be,

    Dear Santa I have been very naughty but if you could just slip a man inside my stocking that would do very nicely because erm i like men in stockings and it gets very cold here in the desert at night, your fan Suzzianne.
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    18 Dec '14 14:37
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    Thankyou my friends, tis a joy to behold your countenances! albeit it through fibre optics 😀 I wonder what Suzziannes letter to Santa will be,

    Dear Santa I have been very naughty but if you could just slip a man inside my stocking that would do very nicely because erm i like men in stockings and it gets very cold here in the desert at night, your fan Suzzianne.
    back of the net stockings
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    18 Dec '14 16:452 edits
    Thursday, December 18, 2014

    Dear Santa,

    If it's at all within the realm of possibility, would you and your busy elves give each of the contributors to these public
    forums an enhanced sense of civility in the coming year. Thanks. Goodnight to you and Mrs. Claus; sleep tight.

    -Boston Lad

    Note: "In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes
    the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. That’s where the phrase, “goodnight, sleep tight”
    came from." https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071114053602AAMQ9EL
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    18 Dec '14 17:01
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    Thursday, December 18, 2014

    Dear Santa,

    If it's at all within the realm of possibility, would you and your busy elves give each of the contributors to these public
    forums an enhanced sense of civility in the coming year. Thanks. Goodnight to you and Mrs. Claus; sleep tight.

    -Boston Lad

    Note: "In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured ...[text shortened]... sleep tight”
    came from." https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071114053602AAMQ9EL
    spoil sport
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    18 Dec '14 23:22
    Hey robbie, you dropped off the radar for a while. Been on a secret mission for MI5?
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    19 Dec '14 07:251 edit
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Hey robbie, you dropped off the radar for a while. Been on a secret mission for MI5?
    nah great King of Nerds, I just popped in to check my variations and everything is fine. GB and ponderable are still gentlemen, redbadger cannot be tamed and the dusky maiden bustybeaver still attracts hordes of salivating minions minds still on high alert for a glimpse of those beautifully formed mammary glands! The words of Kojack come to mind, 'who loves you baby'? 😀
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    Aye lassie, too much raiding into England, stealing their women and precious metals, it takes its toll on a mans back! them English chicks are heavy! Now a wee thing like you would be easy to carry up the road, right up the road with yeah, over the shoulder you go! 😛
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    Ah yes, the phone-pole toss. A real sport for real men. In Oz they wrestle crocs. Here in Swizzyland we dig tourists out of avalanches who are too stupid to stay on clearly marked ski slopes.
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    19 Dec '14 17:03
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Ah yes, the phone-pole toss. A real sport for real men. In Oz they wrestle crocs. Here in Swizzyland we dig tourists out of avalanches who are too stupid to stay on clearly marked ski slopes.
    I wouldn't bother the world is over populated with idiots.
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    19 Dec '14 17:15
    Originally posted by redbadger
    I wouldn't bother the world is over populated with idiots.
    Part of me says, 'let them eliminate themselves from the gene pool--saves having to make a contentious argument in favor of forced euthanasia.' Another part of me says, 'he paid for his ski lift ticket and that pays for the local garbage collection--the least I can do is encourage him to come back next year and pay for it all over again.'

    So, uh, what d'you want for Christmas? I gather a muzzle isn't on the list.
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    19 Dec '14 19:38
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Part of me says, 'let them eliminate themselves from the gene pool--saves having to make a contentious argument in favor of forced euthanasia.' Another part of me says, 'he paid for his ski lift ticket and that pays for the local garbage collection--the least I can do is encourage him to come back next year and pay for it all over again.'

    So, uh, what d'you want for Christmas? I gather a muzzle isn't on the list.
    one less idiot moonbus you up for the job ?
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    19 Dec '14 20:12
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Ah yes, the phone-pole toss. A real sport for real men. In Oz they wrestle crocs. Here in Swizzyland we dig tourists out of avalanches who are too stupid to stay on clearly marked ski slopes.
    my friend from Bavaria got seriously injured skiing down them slopes, its a risky business for sure
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