Originally posted by StarValleyWyCamilla is the "Ho" that Chucky was running around on while Dianna (Bless her heart) was humping Dodi, the "randy" Egyptian she was in the auto accident with. I guess in other words, Camilla is the Monica Lewinsky of the UK...🙄
What the heck is a "Charles" and "Camilla"? Are we supposed to know this stuff?
Ignorant in all things related to the caste system...
Mike
Originally posted by chancremechanicKool! I think. But is the world supposed to care? Hell, we fought two wars to be free of the caste system. Should it be of interest now? 😉
Camilla is the "Ho" that Chucky was running around on while Dianna (Bless her heart) was humping Dodi, the "randy" Egyptian she was in the auto accident with. I guess in other words, Camilla is the Monica Lewinsky of the UK...🙄
Just giving our friends across the big ditch something to think about.😏
Originally posted by usmc7257Lighten up!! Can't you spot a joke when you see one? If you want to take the piss out of the UK, be my guest - we can take it.
man can there be a thread on here without some anti-american making a barb at the US ive noticed it alot lately
By the way - Thank you for everything that your great country does for the world.
(While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb ass."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!"😉
How about answering the original question in the thread
PS I also think that the Royals are parasitic imbeciles.
Originally posted by ianpickeringSo... by implying imbicility to Blair you denegrate the US. Is that supposed to be ... What? Certainly not clever? Or are you that simple?
Lighten up!! Can't you spot a joke when you see one? If you want to take the piss out of the UK, be my guest - we can take it.
By the way - Thank you for everything that your great country does for the world.
(While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it i ...[text shortened]... original question in the thread
PS I also think that the Royals are parasitic imbeciles.
Originally posted by ianpickeringThat's pretty good, Ian...you ain't so bad after all...keep the good jokes coming...😵
Lighten up!! Can't you spot a joke when you see one? If you want to take the piss out of the UK, be my guest - we can take it.
By the way - Thank you for everything that your great country does for the world.
(While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it i ...[text shortened]... original question in the thread
PS I also think that the Royals are parasitic imbeciles.
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Originally posted by orkyboyActually there are several monarchies left in Europe:
It's the reason the Brits have one of the last remaining monarchies in Europe. They make us laugh so much we don't want to ditch them. 😉
Spain
Norway
Sweden
Denmark
Luxembourg
Liechtenstein
Monaco
Netherlands (the Netherlands started as a republic, then officially became a kingdom in 1815 I think)
Belgium (only existed as a country since 1830)
As the last two examples show, monarchy was fashionable even in the 19th century. I agree it's silly, but we're not alone in keeping our Queen (though she probably has more money than all the other European monarchs put together).
Originally posted by StarValleyWyDid I imply that Blair was an imbecile? Reread the joke slowly. I think that you have lost the plot a little here. May I suggest that you go and lie down in a dark room for a while.
So... by implying imbicility to Blair you denegrate the US. Is that supposed to be ... What? Certainly not clever? Or are you that simple?
Originally posted by AcolyteI think the difference is that we're a constitutional monarchy. In (most of) the others its prely ceremonial. In the UK, Rich Lizzie still signs laws and can dissolve parliament etc.
Actually there are several monarchies left in Europe:
Spain
Norway
Sweden
Denmark
Luxembourg
Liechtenstein
Monaco
Netherlands (the Netherlands started as a republic, then officially became a kingdom in 1815 I think)
Belgium (only existed as a country since 1830)
As the last two examples show, monarchy was fashionable even in the 19th century. I ...[text shortened]... ur Queen (though she probably has more money than all the other European monarchs put together).
One day we'll be a democracy though.
What's more distasteful? Having your country derided or being reincarnated as a (excuse me) menstrual cycle drip blocker? (please don't moderate me out! I'm just following the original post)
If I was attempting to follow the logic of the implications of the first suggestion, I'd probably rather be reincarnated as a baby. At least I'd get more than a Day's stay ... ooh. Am I too off topic?