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The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
All Cats Go to Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
You Were an Accident
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
Some Kittens Can Fly
That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
Your Nightmares Are Real
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

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Originally posted by Peachy
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
All Cats Go to Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
You Were an Accident
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
Eggs, Toilet P ...[text shortened]...
Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
You forgot..

Barney gets drafted
Clifford and his prostate cancer
The Corpse Family
Mommy and her amputated leg
Why daddy was wrestling with the babysitter
The Hichthikers guide to semi-automatic shotguns (Kids Version!)
Ted: The Russian Mofia Teddy Bear
What really happened to Jimmy Hoffa
Knives
Me and my two daddies (or mommies)
Everything your 8 year old ever wanted to know about Quantum Mechanics
The origins of you

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
You forgot..

Barney gets drafted
Clifford and his prostate cancer
The Corpse Family
Mommy and her amputated leg
Why daddy was wrestling with the babysitter
The Hichthikers guide to semi-automatic shotguns (Kids Version!)
Ted: The Russian Mofia Teddy Bear
What really happened to Jimmy Hoffa
Knives
Me and my two daddies (or mommies)
Everything your 8 year old ever wanted to know about Quantum Mechanics
The origins of you
Nice one!
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How to be like Ralph Klein


EDIT: or me for that matter.

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Originally posted by Peachy
Nice one!
😀
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK



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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK



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You, my friend, have a lot to learn about being drunk.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK
I MUST NOT MAKE CHILD JOKES WHEN DRUNK



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DOWN THAT PINT
DOWN THAT PINT
DOWN THAT PINT

GO TO SLEEP
GO TO SLEEP
GO TO SLEEP

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
You, my friend, have a lot to learn about being drunk.
you're right.



i'm sorry


really



sorry


:'(




?????😉

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anybody notice i didnt spam the wedding thread.


get a life

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
anybody notice i didnt spam the wedding thread.


get a life
get a wife.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
anybody notice i didnt spam the wedding thread.


get a life
There are many threads you didn't spam yet.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
There are many threads you didn't spam yet.
mmmm tempting.


just drunk thats all.


trying not to lose 12 games in one night.

the amount of time i've heard "i made some moves when i was drunk"

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
trying not to lose 12 games in one night.
Just make some moves and get it over with.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Just make some moves and get it over with.
no way laderhosen

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Po-Kem-Yung by Unknown Chinese Author