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this thread has been done before
and here i be gonna do it again


my eyeballs are declining in efficiency, so
i resolve to read more printed word

i resolve to read as much as possible, even on a pixelated screen which will cause my declining eyeballs to lose another couple points of efficiency

i have increased font sizes and webpage ratios, even tho
scrolling left and right is much more of a pain than merely up and down

and forget about the phone screen, lol
even a tablet is a getting too dang small

i have turned on captions for all shows on the television
i even pretend to learn french and spanish by changing the caption language
the dog suggested i turn on the english ones and learn that language first
cheeky lil wench


@rookie54 said
this thread has been done before
and here i be gonna do it again


my eyeballs are declining in efficiency, so
i resolve to read more printed word

i resolve to read as much as possible, even on a pixelated screen which will cause my declining eyeballs to lose another couple points of efficiency

i have increased font sizes and webpage ratios, even tho
scrolling le ...[text shortened]... nguage
the dog suggested i turn on the english ones and learn that language first
cheeky lil wench
My sympathies.


i resolve to change the name of my temple
it's been "tin shack" for a long long time
i was going to list it in the hood county register of historical places as "the zen tao temple of timelessness"
until a distant family member suggested a more accurate moniker, "the wretched hive of villainy and scum"

help me in my quest for accidental perfection

57% the zen tao temple of timelessness
43% the wretched hive of villainy and scum
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