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Gwah! Zwah? Bah! Bwah! Zing! Gah! Stupied.

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atheist beware not eat the bible

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Originally posted by kw72uk
I'm going to write a big block of text most probably about a problem
I'm having with my computer I'm having basically everytime I turn it
on it opens Word automatically and tells me that the very long
paragraph I wrote the day before is so long that getting to the end of
it requires more willpower than most humans possess and even if they
do have the one or one that is only a
year old or should I get one from ebay that is five years old?
7.3 Non-Subscriber Recommendations.

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Monkeys make me cry :'(😠

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Meine bleistifte ist grosse und gelb.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Meine bleistifte ist grosse und gelb.
German makes baby Jesus cry :'(

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Gosh wow! I had an interesting weekend! Well first my baby's daddy was drunk when he showed up to pick up junior. Then later some guy was looking interested in my direction at the bar where I go every weekend in a desperate effort to find a father figure for my children who won't beat both them and me. It turned out he just had a lazy eye. 🙄
I got quite ...[text shortened]... sleeping with wife-beaters in the first place). It's so hard being a mother nowadays. :'(
LMAO!!!

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On behalf of my clan, I would just like to point out that all your clans stink. But thank God we're not using the LAME CLAN CHALLENGE SCORING SYSTEM because I would leave if we were still using that. But then I'd just return less than a month later to reak havoc on the noobie souls. Don't even get me started on the 'cheat police'.

You all suck, have a good day, LOSERS.

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I am actually a lousy player, but I used to be good at this game at one time when I was a little kid. Unfortunately, I turned schizo and I cannot think ahead 6-8 moves like I used to, mainly because I cannot remember anymore what I think up.
I am a very slow learner, in fact, I think I'm incapable of learning. I have played chess for years, practice and study it 4 hours a day, yet I still SUCK. I don't even know why I suck, I don't know the weakness in my games, I just lose perfectly good games all the time.

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Originally posted by Ravello
I am actually a lousy player, but I used to be good at this game at one time when I was a little kid. Unfortunenately, I turned schizo and I cannot think ahead 6-8 moves like I used to, mainly because I cannot remember anymore what I think up.
I am a very slow learner, in fact, I think I'm incapable of learning. I have played chess for years, practice and s ...[text shortened]... I suck, I don't know the weakness in my games, I just lose perfectly good games all the time.
And I never lie

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Originally posted by Mesmiris
And I never lie
This was the Jameswoodley's forum title but my post wasn't a impersonation of him.

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Originally posted by Ravello
I am actually a lousy player, but I used to be good at this game at one time when I was a little kid. Unfortunenately, I turned schizo and I cannot think ahead 6-8 moves like I used to, mainly because I cannot remember anymore what I think up.
I am a very slow learner, in fact, I think I'm incapable of learning. I have played chess for years, practice and s ...[text shortened]... I suck, I don't know the weakness in my games, I just lose perfectly good games all the time.
Rest in Peace. 🙁

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This sure doesn't sound like Mateulose...

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Originally posted by darvlay
Rest in Peace. 🙁
Unfortunately he didn't pulled the trigger as announced on FW.