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RHP Music Awards Ceremony

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the first annual RHP Music Awards!

I'd like to start by thanking all the people that voted for getting involved, lets hope we can make it even more successful next year.


Our first award is for Best Band and here to accept the award is:

Darvlay for Lemon Meringue as performed by is band The Knifings


Our second award is for Best Singer/Songwriter and it goes to:

Starrman for Girl at the Carnival


Our third award tonight is for Best Vocal/Instrumental entry and goes to:

Nordlys for Aurora Borealis


Fourth on the bill tonight is the award for Best Cover and it goes to:

Dr Scribbles for Patience


Our fifth category is Best Computer Track and the award goes to:

Gatecrasher for Mirror of her Soul


The next award is for Best Composer and goes to:

Sonhouse


Next up we have the award for Best Musician and it goes to:

Sonhouse


Our penultimate award is for Best Lyrics and here to collect it is:

Dr Scribbles


And finally the grand prize Overall Submission goes to:

Sonhouse for John Hardy


Thank you to all our musicians and to everyone else who helped out. Well done especially to all the winners and I'd like to welcome you all to the stage to collect your awards and perhaps tell us a bit about the winning tunes.

Congratulations!

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When's round 2?

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And the audience applauds. 🙂

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
And the audience applauds. 🙂
When's round 2?

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I did a number 2.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I did a number 2.
But did you remember to flush?
Which reminds me when is the prose comp tallies?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
When's round 2?
After the prose competition is concluded.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I did a number 2.
How big?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
How big?
Big enough to choke a donkey.

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Originally posted by Starrman
After the prose competition is concluded.
That is on Saturday.

If you haven't yet then this is my shameless promo in the music comp thread: Thread 39466.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Big enough to choke a donkey.
My donkey has never choked.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
My donkey has never choked.
It's never tried to eat my number 2.

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Starrman, I hope we are going to hire new comedians to present the awards next time. This bunch stinks.

In accepting my award, I would like to thank the members of the RHP Music Acadamy, my Mom, my Dad, my Wife, my kids. I'd also like to thank Lugwig, Wolfgang, George and Henry for their inspiration. Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper, I always dreamed of this moment. Oh my God! I'm just so honoured to have been in the company of Rag, Dk3nny, Rhb and the Starr. Oh my God! I can't believe it! Is this for real? I love you America. There's a lump in my throat as I speak. It's the orange light. Only five seconds left. And, of course, I would also like to thank Starr for organising this fantastic... *dragged away, words drowned by loud music as Shakira & Snoop Dog enter left to present the next category.*

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Originally posted by Gatecrasher
Starrman, I hope we are going to hire new comedians to present the awards next time. This bunch stinks.
no u do

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
no u do
Such witty repartee!