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  1. Joined
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    14 Feb '14 21:33
    Anyone want to buy some?
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    14 Feb '14 21:35
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Anyone want to buy some?
    I'd first like to see a prospectus please.
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    15 Feb '14 06:16
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    I'd first like to see a prospectus please.
    I've got lumps of it round the back...
  4. In the ****
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    15 Feb '14 11:10
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Anyone want to buy some?
    Geez, you're just a couple of days too late. I,ve sent all my savings to my new friend in Nigeria. The guaranteed returns are almost unbelievable!
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    15 Feb '14 13:06
    Originally posted by Rene-Claude
    Geez, you're just a couple of days too late. I,ve sent all my savings to my new friend in Nigeria. The guaranteed returns are almost unbelievable!
    You could borrow money from the bank based on a portion of your return on investment from Nigeria. It's a no-brainer man/woman.
  6. In the ****
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    15 Feb '14 13:36
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    You could borrow money from the bank based on a portion of your return on investment from Nigeria. It's a no-brainer man/woman.
    I hadn't thought of that (finance is not one of my strengths). As soon as the documents arrive from Nigeria I'll get down to the bank.
    I think I'll buy drewnogal a new car!
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    15 Feb '14 13:45
    Originally posted by Rene-Claude
    I hadn't thought of that (finance is not one of my strengths). As soon as the documents arrive from Nigeria I'll get down to the bank.
    I think I'll buy drewnogal a new car!
    I'd hold off on buying her a car as she appears to have "broken the/her bank" to finance the repairs. Wait till it, the breakdown, happens again. In the meantime whatever amount you were willing to spend on the puchase invest in, maybe a Canadian diamond mine, till the need arises. Or better yet send the amount over to Nigeria and get an even better return.
    Just trying to be helpful.
    I think I missed my calling. I may just become a financial adviser. I saw something in a magazine where I could, for a relatively small monetary investment, aquire a degree in whatever my heart desires from an accredited mailorder University. One that I remember was Starvard which I think is in Massachusetts and rather prestigious.
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