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RHP- the disease!

RHP- the disease!

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Marinkatomb
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I feel i must warn any new users to this site. There is a disease that is ruining relationships around the world. It starts off as a simple desire to play a few games of chess, but, within a month you'll want to subscribe. With only 6 games allowed concurrently as a non-subscriber, many users feel they're not getting their fix and consequently try to buy their way out of withdrawal.

A new subscriber is like a crack addict, torn from their mothers womb to walk the earth, plagued by the little black and white squares. Within another month they will have entered 10 tournaments, joined 3 clans and have 100+ concurrent games on the go. From this point there is no turning back! Once you've been hooked you might as well split up with any girlfriends (or boyfriends) you have, wave by by to any friends or family commitments, your Russ's bitch now!!! Leave this site immediatly, it might be your last chance!!!





The funniest thing is you probably think im joking 😵

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No, the funniest thing is how true it can be. None of those "normal" people in the world have any idea have compulisve chess can be.

My wife thinks I'm completely wacko 🙄

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I miss having a girlfriend..... 🙁 Anyone here interested in an ambitious barely-legal young white stud? 😳

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The eyes of truth

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
I miss having a girlfriend..... 🙁 Anyone here interested in an ambitious barely-legal young white stud? 😳
Do you look like that picture? That's one chiseled jawline....


Actually I'm already married, and he won't dare play chess with me.


Nyxie

Ps: marinkatomb, thanks for the laugh, have a rec.

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nnnnggg... e4...nnngg...

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Originally posted by hopscotch
nnnnggg... e4...nnngg...
LMAO! Maybe I'm just in a giddy mood but that's the funniest damn thing I've read in weeks!

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Do you look like that picture? That's one chiseled jawline....


Actually I'm already married, and he won't dare play chess with me.


Nyxie

Ps: marinkatomb, thanks for the laugh, have a rec.
That chiseled jawline belongs to one Bruce Lee, my friend. Bruce Lee would never take to ANY woman! No woman could withstand the power of the Dragon! *kung-fu kick* WAH! *judo chop!* CHYO! *sidekick reverse chop* WHYA CHO CHOP YAH! HOO AH!

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
That chiseled jawline belongs to one Bruce Lee, my friend. Bruce Lee would never take to ANY woman! No woman could withstand the power of the Dragon! *kung-fu kick* WAH! *judo chop!* CHYO! *sidekick reverse chop* WHYA CHO CHOP YAH! HOO AH!
What ever you say Kato. You apparently have never seen Michelle Yeoh in action.


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Originally posted by Nyxie
What ever you say Kato. You apparently have never seen Michelle Yeoh in action.


Nyxie

Pshhh, give me Zhang Ziyi any day! HIWAH! WHYEEEEE..... YAW YAH HAWHYEE YAW! Hehe 😵

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