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RHP VERSE COMPETITION: POET LAUREATE EDITION

RHP VERSE COMPETITION: POET LAUREATE EDITION

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The last VERSE COMPETITION was a mere exercise in forumular shambolism. That's like excorcising an embolism, although it's meant to be the noun form of 'shambolic'. Bill Watterson once said that 'verbing weirds words', which is a mildly amazing exercise in self-reference. Indiscriminate nouning is referred to by verbing a self-referential noun and causes a grammatical shambolism.

The RHP VERSE COMPETITION POET LAUREATE EDITION is here. The rules/procedures are as follows:

1. Any verse is allowed, provided you wrote it;
2. Send submissions to me at mark.hagen@ic.ac.uk on or before midnight EST, 1 August 2006;
3. Commentary on the entries and general discussion goes in this thread;
4. On 1 August, entries will be posted in a new thread for voting, which will last until midnight EST on 22 August. Voting procedures will be explained in that thread, which will be called 'RHPVC: PLE VOTES';
5. Anyone may submit any number of entries;
6. The subject line of submission emails must indicate that you are from RHP and not trying to sell me sexual performance enhancement products, which is the goal of most of the emails I receive--these emails are always unsolicited and completely unnecessary, just so you know;
7. Posts not by me and not containing votes are unnacceptable in the voting thread.

The top three versificators will receive a SECRET PRIZE ©. In addition, the winner will receive the title of POET LAUREATE of RHP, and will hold that title, complete with a dedicate avatar designed by myself, should xe so wish, for a period of ONE YEAR.

Get writing!

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Originally posted by royalchicken
The last VERSE COMPETITION was a mere exercise in forumular shambolism. That's like excorcising an embolism, although it's meant to be the noun form of 'shambolic'. Bill Watterson once said that 'verbing weirds words', which is a mildly amazing exercise in self-reference. Indiscriminate nouning is referred to by verbing a self-referential noun and ca ...[text shortened]... avatar designed by myself, should xe so wish, for a period of ONE YEAR.

Get writing!
Did I miss something, or topic should be about.... shambolism?

Can it be anything? length?

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Originally posted by Peachy
Did I miss something, or topic should be about.... shambolism?

Can it be anything? length?
Very good. "Huckleberry hound - RHP Poet Laureate "

Kinda got a ring to it, dont you think ?


I take it theres no limitation on subject matter?

🙂

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Very good. "Huckleberry hound - RHP Poet Laureatte "

Kinda got a ring to it, dont you think ?


I take it theres no limitation on subject matter?

🙂
There are no limiltatins on subject or length but beer in mind the AVERAGE RHP ATTENTION SPan.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
There are no limiltatins on subject or length but beer in mind the AVERAGE RHP ATTENTION SPan.
😵

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Originally posted by royalchicken
There are no limiltatins on subject or length but beer in mind the AVERAGE RHP ATTENTION SPan.
Oh, so it'll be a one-liner poem then?

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Originally posted by royalchicken
There are no limiltatins on subject or length but beer in mind the AVERAGE RHP ATTENTION SPan.
Ode To A Goldfish

O
Wet
Pet

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There was a poem competition
that suffered badly from attrition
with poets dropping by the score
Do people write poems anymore?

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Submissions, please. Don't make me lay down the Righteous Guilt Trip of Guilt.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Submissions, please.
I surrender.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I surrender.
To the blender.

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Originally posted by Peachy
To the blender.
You could be a contender!

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Time itself has me stuck
I am unable to move
Like a feather of blood I am
Fleeing youth and vigor
If only there were no time
I'd write a poem; invent life

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Through stained glass, my life imprinted
I behold faint dreams of beauty hinted
Lights and laughter on the other side
washed away, opportunity tide

Too late, too late

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Thats beautiful, stocken.