11 May 10
See what happens when I am ready to leave? I get hospitalized!
I am sitting in the hospital, been here now for 3 days. Dizziness/Vertigo. Blood sugar out of whack, and unable to think straight again.
Russ, Chris, What did you do to me?????😲😲😲😲😲
Seriously, I am bored, ready to go home, ready to be functional again.
The good news is the Docs say that there is a brain and there is nothing wrong with it, and my heart still ticks like it is supposed to. I have a roommate, but my family is tied up with my daughter who is in a different hospital. I won't go into to much detail on her, just say it was stupid.
Anyway this is a boredom post. Nothing more. Accurate, but bored......:'(
11 May 10
Originally posted by KJCavalierSomewhere Chesterton wrote (I think in a letter to his own daughter) that becoming an invalid wouldn't necessarily be that bad an occupation, if only one had an assortment of colored pencils long enough to draw on the ceiling.
See what happens when I am ready to leave? I get hospitalized!
I am sitting in the hospital, been here now for 3 days. Dizziness/Vertigo. Blood sugar out of whack, and unable to think straight again.
Russ, Chris, What did you do to me?????😲😲😲😲😲
Seriously, I am bored, ready to go home, ready to be functional again.
The good news is th ...[text shortened]... y it was stupid.
Anyway this is a boredom post. Nothing more. Accurate, but bored......:'(
Cheer up, KJC. This too shall pass. Meanwhile, listen to your doctors and try to be nice to your nurses. Kind regards, Bobby
12 May 10
Originally posted by KJCavalierthings to do to alleviate hospital boredom:
See what happens when I am ready to leave? I get hospitalized!
I am sitting in the hospital, been here now for 3 days. Dizziness/Vertigo. Blood sugar out of whack, and unable to think straight again.
Russ, Chris, What did you do to me?????😲😲😲😲😲
Seriously, I am bored, ready to go home, ready to be functional again.
The good news is th ...[text shortened]... y it was stupid.
Anyway this is a boredom post. Nothing more. Accurate, but bored......:'(
1. "exchange" meds with a psyc patient
2. require the nurses sponge bathe you twice daily
3. whether bed bound or not, request the use of a bed pan. if they refuse, take to using the trash can located in your room.
4. Inquire if the male nurses have ever had a heterosexual experience
5. sing show tunes at the top of your lungs regardless if you know the words or not....make them up if you need to
6. hobble down to icu and offer to paint the toenails of the coma patients
7. offer to return the favor when finally given the afore mentioned sponge bath (never hurts to ask)
8. use the phone next to your bed to order pizza and have it delivered to the head nurse with the note "thanks for a lovely time. yours truly, jack kevorkian"
9. grab a stethoscope and a note pad and offer free breast exams outside in the hallway
10. read rhp debates forum...should put you out like a light.
12 May 10
Originally posted by duecer😀
things to do to alleviate hospital boredom:
1. "exchange" meds with a psyc patient
2. require the nurses sponge bathe you twice daily
3. whether bed bound or not, request the use of a bed pan. if they refuse, take to using the trash can located in your room.
4. Inquire if the male nurses have ever had a heterosexual experience
5. sing show tunes at the ...[text shortened]... exams outside in the hallway
10. read rhp debates forum...should put you out like a light.
13 May 10
Originally posted by duecerThanks for the smiles all. I am home now.
things to do to alleviate hospital boredom:
1. "exchange" meds with a psyc patient
2. require the nurses sponge bathe you twice daily
3. whether bed bound or not, request the use of a bed pan. if they refuse, take to using the trash can located in your room.
4. Inquire if the male nurses have ever had a heterosexual experience
5. sing show tunes at the ...[text shortened]... exams outside in the hallway
10. read rhp debates forum...should put you out like a light.
Still have a daughter to contend with though.....