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I just watched a show about serial killers. One of these losers had 3 marriage proposals while on death row and even got married.

I work 50 hours a week, have my own car, my own place, pay my taxes, obey the speed limit, and I am kind to old people and animals.

So how do these worthless excuses for human beings have women banging down the jailhouse door for them but I can't get a date for a Saturday nite?

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
I just watched a show about serial killers. One of these losers had 3 marriage proposals while on death row and even got married.

I work 50 hours a week, have my own car, my own place, pay my taxes, obey the speed limit, and I am k ...[text shortened]... ilhouse door for them but I can't get a date for a Saturday nite?
If you could guarantee that you would kark it in the next year and your car, house etc would become the property of your "better half", you'd be swamped with babes.

Edit: attempt at clarity

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Originally posted by Pullhard
I you could guarantee that you would kark it in the next year and your car, house etc would become your "better half's", you'd be swamped with babes.
Sorry, my universal translator started smoking on that one. Was there some good news in there?

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
I just watched a show about serial killers. One of these losers had 3 marriage proposals while on death row and even got married.

I work 50 hours a week, have my own car, my own place, pay my taxes, obey the speed limit, and I am kind to old people and animals.

So how do these worthless excuses for human beings have women banging down the jailhouse door for them but I can't get a date for a Saturday nite?
Takw sollace in knowing that these women are seriously mentally challenged. These men probably remind them of their dear old pa who was gone done locked up for murdering their mamma.

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
I just watched a show about serial killers. One of these losers had 3 marriage proposals while on death row and even got married.

I work 50 hours a week, have my own car, my own place, pay my taxes, obey the speed limit, and I am kind to old people and animals.

So how do these worthless excuses for human beings have women banging down the jailhouse door for them but I can't get a date for a Saturday nite?
about these women, does the word "desparate" come to mind?
Would you really want THOSE exact women to be knocking on your
door?

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
I just watched a show about serial killers. One of these losers had 3 marriage proposals while on death row and even got married.

I work 50 hours a week, have my own car, my own place, pay my taxes, obey the speed limit, and I am kind to old people and animals.

So how do these worthless excuses for human beings have women banging down the jailhouse door for them but I can't get a date for a Saturday nite?
Now you know what you have to do.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Now you know what you have to do.
Great advice Palynka.

You should have an agony aunt column.

The world would be a less populated, and therefore better, place.

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Originally posted by demonseed
The world would be a less populated, and therefore better, place.
Especially. if I can get him to choose only extremely fat people as victims and cannibalize them.

Recycling and population control at their best.

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How dare you all trivialise the plight of this warm and sensitive ugly man!

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Originally posted by myrimadon
How dare you all trivialise the plight of this warm and sensitive ugly man!
Yeah!

Hey, wait a sec...