15 Aug 05
I just watched a show about serial killers. One of these losers had 3 marriage proposals while on death row and even got married.
I work 50 hours a week, have my own car, my own place, pay my taxes, obey the speed limit, and I am kind to old people and animals.
So how do these worthless excuses for human beings have women banging down the jailhouse door for them but I can't get a date for a Saturday nite?
15 Aug 05
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Originally posted by Checkmate187If you could guarantee that you would kark it in the next year and your car, house etc would become the property of your "better half", you'd be swamped with babes.
I just watched a show about serial killers. One of these losers had 3 marriage proposals while on death row and even got married.
I work 50 hours a week, have my own car, my own place, pay my taxes, obey the speed limit, and I am k ...[text shortened]... ilhouse door for them but I can't get a date for a Saturday nite?
Edit: attempt at clarity
15 Aug 05
Originally posted by PullhardSorry, my universal translator started smoking on that one. Was there some good news in there?
I you could guarantee that you would kark it in the next year and your car, house etc would become your "better half's", you'd be swamped with babes.
15 Aug 05
Originally posted by Checkmate187Takw sollace in knowing that these women are seriously mentally challenged. These men probably remind them of their dear old pa who was gone done locked up for murdering their mamma.
I just watched a show about serial killers. One of these losers had 3 marriage proposals while on death row and even got married.
I work 50 hours a week, have my own car, my own place, pay my taxes, obey the speed limit, and I am kind to old people and animals.
So how do these worthless excuses for human beings have women banging down the jailhouse door for them but I can't get a date for a Saturday nite?
15 Aug 05
Originally posted by Checkmate187about these women, does the word "desparate" come to mind?
I just watched a show about serial killers. One of these losers had 3 marriage proposals while on death row and even got married.
I work 50 hours a week, have my own car, my own place, pay my taxes, obey the speed limit, and I am kind to old people and animals.
So how do these worthless excuses for human beings have women banging down the jailhouse door for them but I can't get a date for a Saturday nite?
Would you really want THOSE exact women to be knocking on your
door?
15 Aug 05
Originally posted by Checkmate187Now you know what you have to do.
I just watched a show about serial killers. One of these losers had 3 marriage proposals while on death row and even got married.
I work 50 hours a week, have my own car, my own place, pay my taxes, obey the speed limit, and I am kind to old people and animals.
So how do these worthless excuses for human beings have women banging down the jailhouse door for them but I can't get a date for a Saturday nite?