...went to rwanda for a safari vacation...was promised a chance to get pictures of wild pastrami in the high grass...didn't see any....my guide told
me the howls i heard at dawn were wild pastrami passing thru the veldt but
said we didn't see any because i took too long with my second cup of coffee..( think he was lying to me )...and then he said he would make it
up by getting me up close to the rare thick skinned pepperoni that can be
found in the rocks by the waterfall...i sloshed around all day in my high
wading boots and found some slugs but no pepperoni...did he take me for
a ride again...then when the land rover broke down he put me on the back of a passing turnip truck which so full i fell off it a few time....now i am back in detroit...have my starbucks coffee and my detroit sun times to read...civili ( bang...a bullet just went by ) zation...thank god for starbucks...
Originally posted by reinfeldAlas, there are very few wild pastrami left; most are in zoos now. Pepperoni are now extinct, due to the Great Pizza Rush of 2005. Why didn't you ask him to help you hunt some naugas? The hide of one nauga alone would've paid for your trip.
...went to rwanda for a safari vacation...was promised a chance to get pictures of wild pastrami in the high grass...didn't see any....my guide told
me the howls i heard at dawn were wild pastrami passing thru the veldt but
said we didn't see any because i took too long with my second cup of coffee..( think he was lying to me )...and then he said he would ...[text shortened]... un times to read...civili ( bang...a bullet just went by ) zation...thank god for starbucks...
You were ripped off.
Nowadays, they can put half-drugged pepperoni's and pastrami's into small fenced enclosures with no means of escape. Then they give you an automatic machine gun just in case you don't aim too good. Once you've cooked the meat to a frazzle, you pay your $20k, and you go home and boast to your friends about your hand in the worldwide decline of wild pizza toppings.
Originally posted by reinfeldJust out of curiosity, why can't you use periods and sentences?
...went to rwanda for a safari vacation...was promised a chance to get pictures of wild pastrami in the high grass...didn't see any....my guide told
me the howls i heard at dawn were wild pastrami passing thru the veldt but
said we didn't see any because i took too long with my second cup of coffee..( think he was lying to me )...and then he said he would ...[text shortened]... un times to read...civili ( bang...a bullet just went by ) zation...thank god for starbucks...
Originally posted by ark13...a period would denote that i have finished thinking about something...not going to happen...a sentence would indicate that i am able to express a clear and succinct thought...not going to happen...
Just out of curiosity,why can't you use periods and sentences?
All the way to AFRICA just to see wild pastrami and pepperoni. How sad, When in California they are having a crossbreeding program to help repopulate the african coastline with both of these very rare meats.
Just go to the honey smoked turkey farm just outside the valley, and turn left to the NWP&PPS (That would be the National Wild Pastrami and Pepperoni Presevation Society). Here you will see were they are mating these rare meats with the honey smoked turkey and releasing them back into the wild.
I hope this will satisfy your insation for wild meats.
Originally posted by KJCavalierAnd kinky meat sex!
All the way to AFRICA just to see wild pastrami and pepperoni. How sad, When in California they are having a crossbreeding program to help repopulate the african coastline with both of these very rare meats.
Just go to the honey smoked turkey farm just outside the valley, and turn left to the NWP&PPS (That would be the National Wild Pastrami and Peppe ...[text shortened]... nd releasing them back into the wild.
I hope this will satisfy your insation for wild meats.