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Rubber duckey

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Ok, who stole my rubber duckey of my clan's front lawn? WHO?!?! It's a 25 high foot duck wearing a army helmet and has an Uzi in his right hand. He's also wearing army clothing. I'm offering a turkey club sandwich as ransom but will include a free bag of lays potato chips and a 16 oz. soda if this gets that far. I need the duckey!

Josh

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Bin Laden popped it.

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Originally posted by celticcountry
Bin Laden popped it.
how? it was a solid rubber duckey, which makes it even weirder how it got stolen. I had to rent a crane to put it into place.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
how? it was a solid rubber duckey, which makes it even weirder how it got stolen. I had to rent a crane to put it into place.
are you being serious?

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Originally posted by Coconut
are you being serious?
Are you?

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Walks by, looking innocent, whistling a happy tune...

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
Walks by, looking innocent, whistling a happy tune...
Well at least I know that you didn't do it. Just another 6000 people to rule out. 😛

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Well at least I know that you didn't do it. Just another 6000 people to rule out. 😛
It wasn't me.
*looks around with shifty eyes*

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Well at least I know that you didn't do it. Just another 6000 people to rule out. 😛
Not I. Check my pockets....please

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Originally posted by Coconut
Not I. Check my pockets....please
Those must be some giant pockets if you can fit a 25 foot duckey that weighs at least 1 ton in your pockets 😛.

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I won't say anything for a turkey club sandwich.

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He just wants your hands in his pockets. 😉

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Perhaps there was a small tornado around your ducky which picked it up and moved it to a secret location several miles away. Perhaps you should leave the turkey sandwhich in a airport locker and bring the key with you to a meeting place.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Perhaps there was a small tornado around your ducky which picked it up and moved it to a secret location several miles away. Perhaps you should leave the turkey sandwhich in a airport locker and bring the key with you to a meeting place.
Perhaps. I don't put turkey sandwiches just anywhere, the bacon is very expensive you know. Plus I think I ate the key in my last sandwich....Just wanted to see what keys taste like...Believe me, I'll be paying for it in a few hours...