Rubber duckey

Ok, who stole my rubber duckey of my clan's front lawn? WHO?!?! It's a 25 high foot duck wearing a army helmet and has an Uzi in his right hand. He's also wearing army clothing. I'm offering a turkey club sandwich as ransom but will include a free bag of lays potato chips and a 16 oz. soda if this gets that far. I need the duckey!

Josh

Bin Laden popped it.

Originally posted by celticcountry
Bin Laden popped it.

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
how? it was a solid rubber duckey, which makes it even weirder how it got stolen. I had to rent a crane to put it into place.

Originally posted by Coconut
are you being serious?

Walks by, looking innocent, whistling a happy tune...

Originally posted by Checkmate187
Walks by, looking innocent, whistling a happy tune...

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Well at least I know that you didn't do it. Just another 6000 people to rule out. 😛

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Well at least I know that you didn't do it. Just another 6000 people to rule out. 😛

Originally posted by Coconut
Not I. Check my pockets....please

I won't say anything for a turkey club sandwich.

He just wants your hands in his pockets. 😉

Perhaps there was a small tornado around your ducky which picked it up and moved it to a secret location several miles away. Perhaps you should leave the turkey sandwhich in a airport locker and bring the key with you to a meeting place.

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Perhaps there was a small tornado around your ducky which picked it up and moved it to a secret location several miles away. Perhaps you should leave the turkey sandwhich in a airport locker and bring the key with you to a meeting place.