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It was a shame how he carried on.
Tony Hawks analysed the lyrics in his book "One Hit Wonderland" where he noticed that foreign groups can get away with terrible English in pop songs.

"There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear".

Moscow chicks? Such a lovely dear??

"He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze".

Great stuff!

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Originally posted by Varg
It was a shame how he carried on.
Tony Hawks analysed the lyrics in his book "One Hit Wonderland" where he noticed that foreign groups can get away with terrible English in pop songs.

"There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he ...[text shortened]... s the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze".

Great stuff!
Just wondering...

How can a group that had a string of enormous megahits like "The Rivers of babylon", "Mary's Boy Child", Brown Girl in the Ring", and probably the greatest of them all "Ma Baker", in Britain, Germany and most of Europe, for that matter, be called "One Hit Wonders"?

OK, now I understand. It was written in the 20 minutes after their first song was a hit, when it was in fact true...

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Originally posted by 747skyjock
Just wondering...

How can a group that had a string of enormous megahits like "The Rivers of babylon", "Mary's Boy Child", Brown Girl in the Ring", and probably the greatest of them all "Ma Baker", in Britain, Germany and most of Europe, for that matter, be called "One Hit Wonders"?

OK, now I understand. It was written in the 20 minutes after their first song was a hit, when it was in fact true...
No.
The book "One Hit Wonderland" is about the author Tony Hawk's attempts to get a second hit after he was a one hit wonder in the 80's with "Stutter Rap" by Morris Minor and the Majors.
He mentioned Boney M as a sideline about lyrics, nothing to do with their number of hits.

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Originally posted by Varg
No.
The book "One Hit Wonderland" is about the author Tony Hawk's attempts to get a second hit after he was a one hit wonder in the 80's with "Stutter Rap" by Morris Minor and the Majors.
He mentioned Boney M as a sideline about lyrics, nothing to do with their number of hits.
Lev Yashin...Goalkeeper..he was a love machine.
Saturday nights after the match usually! Bless him! 😛

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Boney M's Rasputin has to be one of the greatest songs ever written.

I'm growing a beard and getting my kit off and none of you can stop me.
So you mean VladimirNo1 isn't Russia's greatest love machine?

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
A St. Petersburg museum has on display a 30cm penis which they claim to have belonged to Rasputin. While it has not been proven that the penis is authentic, legend spoke of Rasputin's physical oddity prior to the artifact having surfaced in the 1990's. The current owners claim that the item changed hands more than once before it was put on public display. ...[text shortened]... Grigori_Rasputin

You show me a penis that hasn't changed hands more than once so to speak.
Should I admit I have a photo of it?

Well it's a beast.

"Oh, those Russians..."

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Speaking of Russian sex symbols, when is somebody going to JOIN MY CLAN?!?!?!

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
An actual taken photo or one found on the internet?

Not like I'm curious to see or anything. Ahem.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Boney M's Rasputin has to be one of the greatest songs ever written.

I'm growing a beard and getting my kit off and none of you can stop me.
I loved that song as a kid. Now I have it as an ear-worm.

How's the beard coming along?

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
His vife seemed not to think so. Nor the ladies in his willage.
Ah not true not true my vife's all love Vlad's dong , in my willage dey call Vlad King dong, da , its true

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Ma Baker.....wot a doll.