....i am sad....i am laying on the pavement...my eyes are open....i
see the small granuales of silica and concrete material....to my left
looms a large shadow with claws...it is a small ant on recon to see if
i am dead yet...he wants to run back to the colony to announce my
death...he thinks he will get a promotion...he is just a worker ant...
he will not get promoted...he will just have to settle for an extra hour
of ant tv in the day room....my head is beginning to hurt..oh,..that
is because baby margaret just ran over my head with her trike...maybe
i should get up...should i get up and make a move on the chess board..is there any future in chess for me ?
Originally posted by GENGARjust die already
....i am sad....i am laying on the pavement...my eyes are open....i
see the small granuales of silica and concrete material....to my left
looms a large shadow with claws...it is a small ant on recon to see if
i am dead yet...he wants to run back to the colony to announce my
death...he thinks he will get a promotion...he is just a worker ant...
he will no ...[text shortened]... t up...should i get up and make a move on the chess board..is there any future in chess for me ?
Originally posted by GENGAR1)Play less games.
....i am sad....i am laying on the pavement...my eyes are open....i
see the small granuales of silica and concrete material....to my left
looms a large shadow with claws...it is a small ant on recon to see if
i am dead yet...he wants to run back to the colony to announce my
death...he thinks he will get a promotion...he is just a worker ant...
he will no ...[text shortened]... t up...should i get up and make a move on the chess board..is there any future in chess for me ?
2)Think more per move.
3)Do other things apart from chess.
4)Less time in forums.
5)Try and play people a bit better then you as you will have to think more, and try harder.
6)Stop leaving food around and the ants will move on but for as long as there are scraps to substain them they will stay.
...no...the ants are not hibernating...i am in the santa isla barrio
outside of san jose, costa rica, at the moment...i am on assignment
for a government agency operating on a black budget....i tripped over
broken piece of sidewalk in front of the cafe d'artnago....i was to meet
someone here..do you think he will still recogonize me ?....the white
carnation in my lapel is crushed and when i get up it will just look like
a spilt some ice cream on my clothes....my mission may fail if i do
not find a white carnation in this town before 2:00 a.m.....
Originally posted by GENGARJust push the little button on your magic decoder ring, it will
...no...the ants are not hibernating...i am in the santa isla barrio
outside of san jose, costa rica, at the moment...i am on assignment
for a government agency operating on a black budget....i tripped over
broken piece of sidewalk in front of the cafe d'artnago....i was to meet
someone here..do you think he will still recogonize me ?....the white
carnat ...[text shortened]... es....my mission may fail if i do
not find a white carnation in this town before 2:00 a.m.....
alert the other spook as to your location, they work via GPS you know.
But you already knew that, having gone to spook school.
Have you run into Q yet? Nice guy but a bit sharp tongued.
...last time i saw Q was in the cafeteria over at the old senate building..he was trying to shake down a bribe from the consulate-general of iceland....i have no decoder ring as i never wear jewelry...
i come from the old school...i just carry a glock and a copy of reinfeld's
basic chess....if i need help i usually call on baby margaret but she is
not available today as she is still waiting on ravello to show up for
the challenge hopscotch tournament in central park...it is 9:15 there
and he is still a no show....i don't think ravello has any sand...
Originally posted by GENGAR..baby margaret wins by default...
...last time i saw Q was in the cafeteria over at the old senate building..he was trying to shake down a bribe from the consulate-general of iceland....i have no decoder ring as i never wear jewelry...
i come from the old school...i just carry a glock and a copy of reinfeld's
basic chess....if i need help i usually call on baby margaret but she is
not avai ...[text shortened]... l park...it is 9:15 there
and he is still a no show....i don't think ravello has any sand...
Originally posted by GENGARSeriously you have to take more or less drugs. Your momentarly dosis is not good for you. So calm down, throw in a few lines, take a downer and make yourself a drink. Now is the time to go and feel music and taste the wounderfull colors sourrunding you.
..baby margaret wins by default...
You see that light at the end of that tunnel. Go straight for it and don´t falter.
You can do it. Be free.
...i have been lying here on the pavement now for three days and
no one has come to help me out....maybe that is how it is in costa
rica...i thought maybe the aflac duck would at least show up since i
have paid up all my premiums...but no..not even a quack out of
that bird....baby margaret went for help but have not seen her for
two days...i think she took my food stamps and went into a cantina
and is all sotted out in the corner on warm goat milk....kids today -- not all that dependable....so what now ?....i guess i have to roll off
the sidewalk into the gutter and hope the street cleaning truck will
grab me when it comes by next tuesday ( assuming the local federales take a bribe to let the driver get some diesel ).....so sad...ever so sad..haven't been this sad since i dropped my yogurt
in the aisle while sleeping thru some movie about an animated fish..
Originally posted by GENGARCheer up pal. At least you have internet there on the pavement.
...i have been lying here on the pavement now for three days and
no one has come to help me out....maybe that is how it is in costa
rica...i thought maybe the aflac duck would at least show up since i
have paid up all my premiums...but no..not even a quack out of
that bird....baby margaret went for help but have not seen her for
two days...i think she to ...[text shortened]... since i dropped my yogurt
in the aisle while sleeping thru some movie about an animated fish..
..but i don't have any internet...i am using my ring to tap out morse
code on the grate....here in costa rica it gets picked up by the local
telephone company as they think it's one of their call boxes off the hook with the receiver banging on the wall....then the telephone company feeds it into their internet connection...guess i got lucky this
time....once i was lost in a paris suburb for a week only got by dancing
for cheese in a cheap bar...