Safety Deposit Boxes

@fornichessate said

In the summer, I think I'll just go bury the treasure somewhere 🤔

Samuel Pepys all over again.

(You might not get that, being a jolly foreigner).

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1666, the great fire of London.

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give ole elon a call
he could easily store yer krugerrands on one of his lesser used starlink satellites
when you need access, get ole trump to shoot it down and there ya go!

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I do agree though with burying cheese.

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Oh, I dug it up years ago.

Had it on some crackers with a dollop of pickled plum.

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I never lie about cheese.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I never lie about cheese.

Now that’s a lie. You said somewhere that a certain cheese(I forget which kind) was good, so trusting in your glowing accolades I bought some. Man I don’t think even mice would have eaten it.🤮