Santa is a quantum being

Santa can be in every home in the world, at the same time.

Santa defies gravity, not in a KellyJay sort of way, in a flies through the sky powered by quantum energy and with an accompaniment of reindeer, kind of way.

Santa will do your Mum given half a chance.

Discuss and prove me wrong?

@divegeester

santa is a cockroach in a red suit.

cockroaches are everywhere.

don't believe me ?

prove me wrong. pull your icebox out and tell me you don't find alot of dirty red santa hats among the dust bunnies .

@the-grifter said
@divegeester

santa is a cockroach in a red suit.

cockroaches are everywhere.

don't believe me ?

prove me wrong. pull your icebox out and tell me you don't find alot of dirty red santa hats among the dust bunnies .

Santa illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. Santa may be simultaneously doing your mum and delivering presents in both Santiago and Monchengladbach. His destiny being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
Hope this helps.

@the-grifter said
@divegeester

santa is a cockroach in a red suit.

cockroaches are everywhere.

don't believe me ?

prove me wrong. pull your icebox out and tell me you don't find alot of dirty red santa hats among the dust bunnies .

@divegeester said

Santa will do your Mum given half a chance.

Discuss and prove me wrong?

My belief in Santa faded away and I eventually realized that I did not believe in him anymore. At no point did I make a decision or choose not to believe in him. This loss of belief has not been detrimental to me other than that he doesn't give me presents anymore and family members have to step in to fill the gap. They didn't have to do this when I believed in him.

@fmf said
My belief in Santa faded away and I eventually realized that I did not believe in him anymore. At no point did I make a decision or choose not to believe in him. This loss of belief has not been detrimental to me other than that he doesn't give me presents anymore and family members have to step in to fill the gap. They didn't have to do this when I believed in him.

@the-gravedigger said
The greatest trick Santa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

@fmf said
It wasn't Santa who convinced me that he doesn't exist; it was Rudolph ~ who is NOT a reindeer, as many gullible people think, their minds filled with the red nose thing and the whole dashing through the snow schtick.

@divegeester said
Santa will do your Mum given half a chance.

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Could be but I am fairly certain he is not a human being.

Santa is a quantum being? Santa disappears with the presents of an observer!

@jerryh said
Santa is a quantum being? Santa disappears with the presents of an observer!