Santa is a quantum being

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17 Dec 23 19:03

diver

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17 Dec 23 19:03

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the grifter

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17 Dec 23 19:08

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@divegeester

santa is a cockroach in a red suit.

cockroaches are everywhere.

don't believe me ?

prove me wrong. pull your icebox out and tell me you don't find alot of dirty red santa hats among the dust bunnies .

Ghost of a Duke

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17 Dec 23 19:15

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@the-grifter said
@divegeester

santa is a cockroach in a red suit.

cockroaches are everywhere.

don't believe me ?

prove me wrong. pull your icebox out and tell me you don't find alot of dirty red santa hats among the dust bunnies .

I'm telling Santa.

The Gravedigger

Jack Torrance

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17 Dec 23 19:16

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Santa illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. Santa may be simultaneously doing your mum and delivering presents in both Santiago and Monchengladbach. His destiny being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
Hope this helps.

The Gravedigger

Jack Torrance

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17 Dec 23 19:19

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@the-grifter said
@divegeester

santa is a cockroach in a red suit.

cockroaches are everywhere.

don't believe me ?

prove me wrong. pull your icebox out and tell me you don't find alot of dirty red santa hats among the dust bunnies .

Your on the naughty list.

The Gravedigger

Jack Torrance

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17 Dec 23 19:24

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That could be your fruity unmarried uncle in a moth eaten red suit who has been at the Christmas sherry.

FMF

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17 Dec 23 23:19

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My belief in Santa faded away and I eventually realized that I did not believe in him anymore. At no point did I make a decision or choose not to believe in him. This loss of belief has not been detrimental to me other than that he doesn't give me presents anymore and family members have to step in to fill the gap. They didn't have to do this when I believed in him.

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Jack Torrance

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17 Dec 23 23:47

@fmf said
My belief in Santa faded away and I eventually realized that I did not believe in him anymore. At no point did I make a decision or choose not to believe in him. This loss of belief has not been detrimental to me other than that he doesn't give me presents anymore and family members have to step in to fill the gap. They didn't have to do this when I believed in him.

The greatest trick Santa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

FMF

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18 Dec 23 00:14

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@the-gravedigger said
The greatest trick Santa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

It wasn't Santa who convinced me that he doesn't exist; it was Rudolph ~ who is NOT a reindeer, as many gullible people think, their minds filled with the red nose thing and the whole dashing through the snow schtick.

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Jack Torrance

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18 Dec 23 00:29

@fmf said
It wasn't Santa who convinced me that he doesn't exist; it was Rudolph ~ who is NOT a reindeer, as many gullible people think, their minds filled with the red nose thing and the whole dashing through the snow schtick.

Rudolph is a post modern sociopath.

FMF