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02 Jul 04
02 Jul 04
Last night the reindeer went out and got drunk. This morning Santa was harnessing them up for landing practice. When Rudolph turned on his nose, Blitzen (in his hung-over haze) was suprised by the bright light and jerked his head back suddenly. Santa, who was directly behind Blizten, was stabbed to his death by his horns.
When we attempted to recover the body, it was gone! A large skeleton with a pumpkin head was seen leaving the area.
For those of you that have enjoyed reading my profile of fictional poeple, my profile now depicts the 'real me'. (but not for long, Nicky really misses everyone and wants to come back for awhile 🙂 )
02 Jul 04
Originally posted by saintnickYOU COMPLETE AND UTTER BASTARD!!!!! YOU ARE JUST COVERING UP FOR SOMEONE! AREN'T YOU!!!
Last night the reindeer went out and got drunk. This morning Santa was harnessing them up for landing practice. When Rudolph turned on his nose, Blitzen (in his hung-over haze) was suprised by the bright light and jerked his head back suddenly. Santa, who was directly behind Blizten, was stabbed to his death by his horns.
When we attempted to recover t ...[text shortened]... me'. (but not for long, Nicky really misses everyone and wants to come back for awhile 🙂 )
02 Jul 04
Originally posted by saintnickGlad you stuck to the whole Santa getting stabbed thing.
Last night the reindeer went out and got drunk. This morning Santa was harnessing them up for landing practice. When Rudolph turned on his nose, Blitzen (in his hung-over haze) was suprised by the bright light and jerked his head back suddenly. Santa, who was directly behind Blizten, was stabbed to his death by his horns.
When we attempted to recover t ...[text shortened]... me'. (but not for long, Nicky really misses everyone and wants to come back for awhile 🙂 )
03 Jul 04
Originally posted by saintnickGod only knows what Jack has planned for poor dead santa!
Ray, I knew you really wanted to see the fat guy get stabbed, so I left that in just for you. The good news is that you don't have to buy a casket since Jack took off with his dead body.
04 Jul 04
Originally posted by D43M0NNaw, my wife calls me worse than that, and that's before breakfast. If your going to offend me, you'll have to do better than that. 😵
Strange. I thought that would be deleted by now.
As for covering up for someone.....the Judicial Committee on North Pole Affiars is still investigating 🙂