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Last night the reindeer went out and got drunk. This morning Santa was harnessing them up for landing practice. When Rudolph turned on his nose, Blitzen (in his hung-over haze) was suprised by the bright light and jerked his head back suddenly. Santa, who was directly behind Blizten, was stabbed to his death by his horns.
When we attempted to recover the body, it was gone! A large skeleton with a pumpkin head was seen leaving the area.


For those of you that have enjoyed reading my profile of fictional poeple, my profile now depicts the 'real me'. (but not for long, Nicky really misses everyone and wants to come back for awhile 🙂 )

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Fool, I knew all along you wasn't tha real Santa!

Cribs

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Originally posted by saintnick
Last night the reindeer went out and got drunk. This morning Santa was harnessing them up for landing practice. When Rudolph turned on his nose, Blitzen (in his hung-over haze) was suprised by the bright light and jerked his head back suddenly. Santa, who was directly behind Blizten, was stabbed to his death by his horns.
When we attempted to recover t ...[text shortened]... me'. (but not for long, Nicky really misses everyone and wants to come back for awhile 🙂 )
YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER BASTARD!!!!! YOU ARE JUST COVERING UP FOR SOMEONE! AREN'T YOU!!!

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Originally posted by saintnick
Last night the reindeer went out and got drunk. This morning Santa was harnessing them up for landing practice. When Rudolph turned on his nose, Blitzen (in his hung-over haze) was suprised by the bright light and jerked his head back suddenly. Santa, who was directly behind Blizten, was stabbed to his death by his horns.
When we attempted to recover t ...[text shortened]... me'. (but not for long, Nicky really misses everyone and wants to come back for awhile 🙂 )
Glad you stuck to the whole Santa getting stabbed thing.

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Ray, I knew you really wanted to see the fat guy get stabbed, so I left that in just for you. The good news is that you don't have to buy a casket since Jack took off with his dead body.

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http://www.codehot.co.uk/images/giggles/santa_RIP.jpg

No turning back now! 😀

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Originally posted by saintnick
Ray, I knew you really wanted to see the fat guy get stabbed, so I left that in just for you. The good news is that you don't have to buy a casket since Jack took off with his dead body.
God only knows what Jack has planned for poor dead santa!

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Wan't it Nietzsche who said, "Santa is dead"?

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Yes, I belive he did.
But is still has to be confirmed by identifying the body. The search party is still out for Jack Skeleton. 😲

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Originally posted by D43M0N
YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER BASTARD!!!!! YOU ARE JUST COVERING UP FOR SOMEONE! AREN'T YOU!!!
Strange. I thought that would be deleted by now.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
Strange. I thought that would be deleted by now.
Naw, my wife calls me worse than that, and that's before breakfast. If your going to offend me, you'll have to do better than that. 😵

As for covering up for someone.....the Judicial Committee on North Pole Affiars is still investigating 🙂