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Originally posted by Phlabibit
So they've been placing Sardines in cans, and I've dedicated my life to freeing these sardines from the can.

I've gone through hundreds now.

Still no survivors.

Please open a can and report back... I need a LOT of help.

:'(
i opened the can and threw the sardines back into the sea. a bigger fish came and ate them before they even had a chance to swim away. it gave me an idea for catching bigger fish. you attach a hook to a line and stick the hook into the sardine. then you lower this into the water. when a big fish bites the sardine (and thus the hook), you shoot it with an AK-47.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
i opened the can and threw the sardines back into the sea. a bigger fish came and ate them before they even had a chance to swim away. it gave me an idea for catching bigger fish. you attach a hook to a line and stick the hook into the sardine. then you lower this into the water. when a big fish bites the sardine (and thus the hook), you shoot it with an AK-47.
Amateur. RPG much more effective and you need only one shot.

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Originally posted by Ravello
LOL I love checking in once in awhile and see Phabibit still here opening this kind of can of fish😀
Fix'd
😉

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
So they've been placing Sardines in cans, and I've dedicated my life to freeing these sardines from the can.

I've gone through hundreds now.

Still no survivors.

Please open a can and report back... I need a LOT of help.

:'(
Free-range sardines are the best.

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
Are we talking about the Sardines populating Sardinia?
Or are we talking about the little tasty fish?
Ok, I'm curious now. How many sardinians have you seen bottled up in little cans? 😛

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Originally posted by Jigtie
Ok, I'm curious now. How many [b]sardinians have you seen bottled up in little cans? 😛[/b]
Phlab didn't say anything about the size of the cans, did he?

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Another thread hi-jacked by "Click Beach Bullies and Company".

😞

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Originally posted by Jigtie
Ok, I'm curious now. How many [b]sardinians have you seen bottled up in little cans? 😛[/b]
I've seen as many as 7 (midsized Sardinians) in a Lada.....or was it a Fiat...nah it was a Lada.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I've seen as many as 7 (midsized Sardinians) in a Lada.....or was it a Fiat...nah it was a Lada.
Were they all dead?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Were they all dead?
No, who'd drive the car? Duhhhhh!

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
No, who'd drive the car? Duhhhhh!
You didn't say the car was moving.

So, were all but one of them dead?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You didn't say the car was moving.

So, were all but one of them dead?
Well if you must know there was only one dead. The others were family members of the deceased and as they were a poor family, though proud, they couldn't afford a limo and hearse so the Lada had to serve as both at the same time.

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Originally posted by Jigtie
Ok, I'm curious now. How many [b]sardinians have you seen bottled up in little cans? 😛[/b]
Okay, then we are talking of the little tasty fish... (*happy*)

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
Okay, then we are talking of the little tasty fish... (*happy*)
Um, tasty fish!~

I enjoy eating mine on a Thomas The Tank Engine plate, since Thomas enjoys hearing stories about the sea from Salty, a kind Diesel engine.

http://tinyurl.com/y98hoeq

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Phlab didn't say anything about the size of the cans, did he?
Size is irrelevant and relative.