I have recently bought a new fridge freezer and the bulb has gone. I moved the butter in the dark because the light wasnt working and instead of putting my hand in the butter it opened up to a portal to hell. Is this a common fault with Zanussi?
ps - I need to eat, do I get a priest in to help me?
ps - my mobile is broken, i cannot call for help.
Originally posted by fireflyzeQuick, shoot holy water in the hell hole, or failing that, urine.
I have recently bought a new fridge freezer and the bulb has gone. I moved the butter in the dark because the light wasnt working and instead of putting my hand in the butter it opened up to a portal to hell. Is this a common fault with Zanussi?
ps - I need to eat, do I get a priest in to help me?
ps - my mobile is broken, i cannot call for help.
Originally posted by fireflyzeyou sure it was the fridge and the butter? there are plenty of other cold, wet and squishy places in the world that can lead you straight to hell (AKA: ex-girlfriends)
I have recently bought a new fridge freezer and the bulb has gone. I moved the butter in the dark because the light wasnt working and instead of putting my hand in the butter it opened up to a portal to hell. Is this a common fault with Zanussi?
ps - I need to eat, do I get a priest in to help me?
ps - my mobile is broken, i cannot call for help.
Originally posted by fireflyzeYes. All Zanussi fridges are directly connected to hell. That's how hell is heated. Of course the portal should usually be closed, but there seems to be a technical problem which has led quite a few people to hell. The devil might have a hand in this.
I have recently bought a new fridge freezer and the bulb has gone. I moved the butter in the dark because the light wasnt working and instead of putting my hand in the butter it opened up to a portal to hell. Is this a common fault with Zanussi?