Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeWhat kind of cat, 'Norsk skogkatt' perhaps...? Speaks only Norwegian though.
I once had tea with a cat in a tank top. To be absolutely clear, I was the one wearing the tank top, not the cat. (That would just be silly). No, the cat was wearing a smoking jacket and a Balmoral bonnet. We had triangular sandwiches and fresh scones.
That was my Saturday night.