Okay, I'm starting to formulate a plan here.
We lure him to a banquet of hotdogs with baby rattlesnakes in the bun. He enjoys the meal but is bitten by the rattlesnakes. The poison is only enough to slightly disorientate him, and that is when my sensei emerges from a nearby bush and administers the five point palm exploding heart technique.
What's plan B?
Originally posted by hopscotchJust put him on the edge of some cliff. Eventually, he'll spaz out and fall over the side. That's an easy one.
Okay, I'm starting to formulate a plan here.
We lure him to a banquet of hotdogs with baby rattlesnakes in the bun. He enjoys the meal but is bitten by the rattlesnakes. The poison is only enough to slightly disorientate him, and that is when my sensei emerges from a nearby bush and administers the five point palm exploding heart technique.
What's plan B?
Originally posted by SunburntYou obviously are clueless regarding the five point palm exploding heart
Just put him on the edge of some cliff. Eventually, he'll spaz out and fall over the side. That's an easy one.
technique.
By Plan B he refers to a real alternative in case he cannot be lured into
the rattlesnake hot dog trap.
Originally posted by SeitseTrue, the snakes and hot dogs might be more fun to watch. Still, I like to envision Phlab splattered on a rocky cliff bottom looking like a mess of match sticks and bloated intenstine. I'm positive the nonsensical screaming on the way down will be memorable.
You obviously are clueless regarding the five point palm exploding heart
technique.
By Plan B he refers to a real alternative in case he cannot be lured into
the rattlesnake hot dog trap.
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Originally posted by SunburntYeah, cool, but the question remains: how can you keep him standing still
True, the snakes and hot dogs might be more fun to watch. Still, I like to envision Phlab splattered on a rocky cliff bottom looking like a mess of match sticks and bloated intenstine. I'm positive the nonsensical screaming on the way down will be memorable.
on the cliff's edge?
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Originally posted by SunburntSounds to me like we have, the potential, here for a "Chart busting" country and western tune. I have a melody in mind anybody got the words?
True, the snakes and hot dogs might be more fun to watch. Still, I like to envision Phlab splattered on a rocky cliff bottom looking like a mess of match sticks and bloated intenstine. I'm positive the nonsensical screaming on the way down will be memorable.