Originally posted by rhbI think this thread stinks.
eh?
User 216760
ah. 😞
Irony is lost on losers.
Ok.I am not jewish,but what is the point of all this?
I will remove the quote.
My mistake.
just feeling the water.
If a welcome is ridicule:This is not my home.
Originally posted by emiliaReasons to be thankful...
I think this thread stinks.
Irony is lost on losers.
Ok.I am not jewish,but what is the point of all this?
I will remove the quote.
My mistake.
just feeling the water.
If a welcome is ridicule:This is not my home.
A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it,
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks.
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty,
Going on 40 - no electric shocks.
The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot,
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks.
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing small pox.
Originally posted by BowmannI need to know the parrot's user number.
[b]Reasons to be thankful...
A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it,
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks.
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty,
Going on 40 - no electric shocks.
The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot,
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks.
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing small pox.[/b]
Sehr geehrter Herr! (Gedankenstrich)
Keine Diagnose, kein Präparat,
keinerlei Prognose, kein Resultat,
abgefühlt, betastet,
erblich nicht belastet:
Unheilbar gesund.
Abgesehn von Schmerzen vollkommen zahm,
Bluterguß im Herzen, teilweise lahm,
Embolie gefunden,
Bauchweh überwunden:
Unheilbar gesund.
Hat er mal Malaria, dann bestenfalls die halbe,
eine ganze schafft er ja nicht mehr.
Fliegt ein Huhn nach Afrika, dann ist es eine Schwalbe -
was die Schwalben in Tunis tun,
warum soll nicht ein Huhn es tun?
Fische kann er essen, nur nicht verdaun.
Fieber bitte messen, ohne zu schaun.
Leber leicht asthmatisch,
Grippe asiatisch:
Unheilbar gesund.