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NO soup for you!!!

the soup nazi

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They're real.... and they're spec-tacular...


Hehehe

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(George's boss) Im going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you had sexual intercourse with the cleaning lady on your desk, is that true?

(George) Was that wrong? cuz I gotta plead ignorance on this one. If I knew that that kind of thing was frowned upon I would have never done it. The last office I worked at , we would do that all the time....

(George's boss) I want your desk cleaned out by the end of the day.

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George: "Did you see the way she was looking at me?"
Jerry: "She's a Nazi, George, a Nazi!"
George: "I know, I know. Kind of a cute Nazi, though."

- George and Jerry, in "The Limo" -

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No soup for you. Come back one year.

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Why didn't Kramer accept two free tickets to the Super Bowl from Jerry? "He's only interested in Canadian football," explained Jerry.

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Originally posted by donpon2
Why didn't Kramer accept two free tickets to the Super Bowl from Jerry? "He's only interested in Canadian football," explained Jerry.
Lady on phone: "Is this Van Delay Industries?"

George: (In the background from the bathroom.) "Say Van Dalay Industries!!!!"

(Elain is also on couch trying to get phone, but Kramer is squirming.)

Kramer: "No lady, you're wayyy off! This is a residence."

(George is now on living room floor with trousers around his ankle crying.)

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I asked my wife for 3 quotes, here is what I got.

"It's in the vault"
"No soup for you"
No, you're Shmoopy"

I'm not even sure what the first one is?! This all made me think of:

"sponge worthy"
and
"Can't spare a Square"

ES

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It was shrinkage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
It was shrinkage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You really do have a one track mind, don't you?!

Elaine's nipple Christmas card.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You really do have a one track mind, don't you?!

Elaine's nipple Christmas card.
Didn't see that episode...

"She's got everything I want in a girl. Except for the walking."
-Kramer, in the episode with the wheelchair girl.

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Who told you to put the balm on? Did I tell you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on.

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Originally posted by Pullhard
Who told you to put the balm on? Did I tell you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on.
Thanx for the first Jackie Childs quote... he's the best.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Thanx for the first Jackie Childs quote... he's the best.
Giddy up!

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Originally posted by Pullhard
Giddy up!
Cat's outta the bag!