Seitse's Dream Interpretation Corner™

Originally posted by Seitse
Who is Kaley Cuomo?

Why can't you kids like normal stuff, like, you know, Divine or
Ru Paul?

Well actually her name is Kaley Cuoco, who plays Penny, but you know how words and names get twisted round in dreams.

Dear Your Shamanic Holiness Pawang ShamWow,

About a month ago I broke up with my Colombian girlfriend and to get over it I joined and paid for a dating website for the first time. At first I was just messing around but then starting talking to a couple of woman, one from Brazil and the other originally from Senegal who lived in France but was visiting Dublin for work.

So last Saturday I went out with the Brazilian and with the Senegalese on Sunday. Nothing happened on either date, just a simple kiss on the cheek hello and goodbye, I did however get along with the woman from Senegal much better, I had never been with a black woman before so it was obviously intriguing, the woman from Brazil was also black but it's not the same.

Agreed to meet them both again, Senegal on Tuesday and Brazil on Wednesday when I was off work. I'm not in the two timing business so when the date on Tuesday went really well and ended with passionate kissing I cancelled the date on Wednesday and instead met again with the woman from Senegal to pick up where we left off the night before but this time at my place.

She spent the night but as a gentleman I won't go into the details but needless to say I can no longer say I've never been with a black woman anymore. So what has this story got to to with a dream interpretation you ask.

During the night with her I had a dream and spoke to her while dreaming which I vaguely remember. The dream had something to do with work (remember I was off that day), I was dreaming about talking with someone to pay a bill of some kind and started to talk about it while sleeping, something I don't ever recall doing before. I can't remember the exact details of the dream but why was I dreaming about some stupid work related thing and sleep talking when I had just spent the night with a sexy African woman for the first time?

Originally posted by Trev33
During the night with her I had a dream and spoke to her while dreaming which I vaguely remember. The dream had something to do with work (remember I was off that day), I was dreaming about talking with someone to pay a bill of some kind and started to talk about it while sleeping, something I don't ever recall doing before. I can't remember the exact details ...[text shortened]... and sleep talking when I had just spent the night with a sexy African woman for the first time?

Oh, my kawaii kōhai,

Who the hell cares about interpreting a dream when you have had
the ineffable joy of dipping your chip in hot chocolate? I am SO
proud of you and congratulate you on your refined taste and your
heaven-sent fortune 🙂

That said, it all makes perfect sense. One of the meanings of
dreaming about work is a subconscious reminder of a job or
responsibility that one has been putting off, while dreaming of
bills symbolizes unresolved issues which demand your
attention.

Therefore, there are two things your subconscious is trying to tell
you. The positive interpretation is that you had the goal of
tasting some Jungle Cadbury's and you were finally able to
do it, so you are ticking that box in your bucket list. The negative
interpretation is that you are reminding yourself that you need to
get checked for HIV.

Did you wear protection?

-S-

Originally posted by Seitse
Oh, my kawaii kōhai,

Who the hell cares about interpreting a dream when you have had
the ineffable joy of dipping your chip in hot chocolate? I am SO
proud of you and congratulate you on your refined taste and your
heaven-sent fortune 🙂

That said, it all makes [b]perfect sense. One of the meanings of
dreaming about work is a subconscious ...[text shortened]... are reminding yourself that you need to
get checked for HIV.

Did you wear protection?

-S-[/b]

Who would have thought a humble Shamanic priest could make an honest living simply by applying his gift, practising his trade with random strangers as a result of the internet?
America: what a country!

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Who would have thought a humble Shamanic priest could make an honest living simply by applying his gift, practising his trade with random strangers as a result of the internet?
America: what a country!

It is still for free, for a limited period, mind you. May your words
be prophetic, though. Innovative shamanism is what I am all about.

Originally posted by Seitse
It is still for free, for a limited period, mind you. May your words
be prophetic, though. Innovative shamanism is what I am all about.

May the trinkets of ancient currency and electronic bitcoins rain profusely on your head(s).

Originally posted by Seitse

Did you wear protection?

-S-

😉

Originally posted by moonbus
Well actually her name is Kaley Cuoco, who plays Penny, but you know how words and names get twisted round in dreams.

That's funny, I've had dreams of her, too.

Originally posted by Suzianne
That's funny, I've had dreams of her, too.

It's just a phase, dear.
You'll find a man someday.

O.k., I actually invested 1 minute googling images of that
Cuoco person and, meh, she's got nothing on Scarlett Johansson.

Anyway, the Shaman is in so keep 'em coming.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
It's just a phase, dear.
You'll find a man someday.

In the words of your hero, you're a horrible, horrible person.

Originally posted by Suzianne
In the words of your hero, you're a horrible, horrible person.

The horriblest.

Originally posted by Suzianne
In the words of your hero, you're a horrible, horrible person.

Who would that hero be? Pee Wee Herman? Jeffrey Dahmmer?