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Trying not to be sexist, not the ones I've seen over here.


@divegeester

i heard it all my life
literally
"i love a man in a uniform!"
"cowboys are my weakness"
"when the repairman showed up at the door he had this HUGE toolbelt"

standardized clothing for the eros


@rookie54 said


"i love a man in a uniform!"


I love the brainy "librarian" types.
All the better if they actually work in a library.


@rookie54 said
@divegeester

i heard it all my life
literally
"i love a man in a uniform!"
"cowboys are my weakness"
"when the repairman showed up at the door he had this HUGE toolbelt"

standardized clothing for the eros
Coincidently reminds me that I wrote this particular 100 word story for the radio:

He hoodwinked her into thinking he was a charming individual with decorum. Boy, was she ever fooled…”
He had convinced her that he was a real live cowboy. He drawled every time he opened his mouth, wore snakeskin boots and a ten-gallon hat. And after all, he was from Texas.
“Are you a cowboy ?” she queried.
He spoke nary a word.
“Cowboys are my particular weakness,” she shyly volunteered.
Slowly, he gazed at her from under the enormous hat while a churlish smile wrapped around his handle-bar mustache.
“Honey, may I help y’all into my red Dodge pick-up truck”



"Lovely Rita, meter maid
Nothing can come between us
When it gets dark I tow your heart away


Yeah baby! 😍


@wolfe63 said
I love the brainy "librarian" types.
All the better if they actually work in a library.
Oh, yeah, man. with the spectacles. yikes!

and... She blinded with science!


@hakima said
Coincidently reminds me that I wrote this particular 100 word story for the radio:

He hoodwinked her into thinking he was a charming individual with decorum. Boy, was she ever fooled…”
He had convinced her that he was a real live cowboy. He drawled every time he opened his mouth, wore snakeskin boots and a ten-gallon hat. And after all, he was from Texas.
“Are you a cowbo ...[text shortened]... e wrapped around his handle-bar mustache.
“Honey, may I help y’all into my red Dodge pick-up truck”
Baaaah. Real cowboys drive Ford F100 pickups!

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@earl-of-trumps said
Oh, yeah, man. with the spectacles. yikes!

and... She blinded with science!
Absolutely!
Give me some Bianna Golodryga slathered with generous portions of Jennifer Connelly please.

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@hakima

but i AM a charming individual
true, the decorum is a bit ratty


@rookie54 said
@hakima

but i AM a charming individual
true, the decorum is a bit ratty
Indeed you are, cowboy xx


i remember
what my heart used to do
standing in the kitchen
looking at you
it still does that thing
that trick of my mind's eye
the way i'm still fooled
i should have never said goodbye

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@wolfe63 said
Absolutely!
Give me some Bianna Golodryga slathered with generous portions of Jennifer Connelly please.
How about Kelly LeBrock?