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Originally posted by Blackamp
i guess she must feel homesick during cavity searches at the airport too
No, that reminds her of sunday school πŸ˜›

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I dislike people that dont shake hands firmly.

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Originally posted by zozozozo
I dislike people that dont shake hands firmly.
What about Stephen Hawking? What do you have against him?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
What about Stephen Hawking? What do you have against him?
lol good point. I have nothing against him. Maybe i should have added "...when shaking hands" cause Stephen Hawking wouldnt be shaking hands at allπŸ™‚

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Originally posted by zozozozo
I dislike people that dont shake hands firmly.
If it's a good friend, and you don't want to say anything... just take their hand between your thumb and middle finger like it's a dead fish you're about to drop in the toilet.

I've got a Russian friend and he laid a firm grip on me. I was ready and we did the 'take a look at this grip' stare while shaking. He acknowledged my hand shaking prowess with a firm slap on the back.


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Originally posted by Phlabibit
If it's a good friend, and you don't want to say anything... just take their hand between your thumb and middle finger like it's a dead fish you're about to drop in the toilet.
I dont have good friends with a weak handshakeπŸ˜‰
My friends know they have to add some power to the shake or they will get their hand CRUSHED!:p

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i had to ease up on my handshake with girls, cos they were always commenting on how i had crushed their hands. like, they made out they were joking, but i think some of them were actually in pain. i mean, MTFU ladies!!!

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Do you guys with the firm grips, got one of those grip thingys that you squeeze together? I had to try one of those after I tore the bicep tendon in my arm. If you do what are you able to drive the numbers up to?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Do you guys with the firm grips, got one of those grip thingys that you squeeze together? I had to try one of those after I tore the bicep tendon in my arm. If you do what are you able to drive the numbers up to?
No. Im already a professional finger-er. But when i decide to become a professional finger-wrestler i will buy one of those items.

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Originally posted by zozozozo
No. Im already a professional finger-er. But when i decide to become a professional finger-wrestler i will buy one of those items.
Obviously you don't work out, except to do weird crap with your finger.

They are hand grips, you obviously don't know what I am talking about.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Obviously you don't work out, except to do weird crap with your finger.

They are hand grips, you obviously don't know what I am talking about.
Dont jump to conclusions you cant jump to Very Rusty. I do something like 'work out' but its probably not like how you do it.

When 'working out' with my fingers this results in them getting all wet, you might experience this sometime when you get older and look at it differently then "do weird crap with your finger".

I did know what you were talking about. Do you think those things only train muscles in your handpalm, or also your fingers?
I decided to give a reaction that had something to do with the fingers and not the handpalm, or total hand as a whole.

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you guys are cracking me upπŸ™„ honestly, it's like watching some messed up but strangely funny comedy

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Originally posted by zozozozo
Dont jump to conclusions you cant jump to Very Rusty. I do something like 'work out' but its probably not like how you do it.

When 'working out' with my fingers this results in them getting all wet, you might experience this sometime when you get older and look at it differently then "do weird crap with your finger".

I did know what you were talking a ...[text shortened]... that had something to do with the fingers and not the handpalm, or total hand as a whole.
You are going to have to be much more clear on what you mean by getting your fingers all wet..hell I don't have to get older to experience that...I experience that every time I wash my hands, but I wouldn't call that a work out?

So, you obviously dont have hand grips that tell you how hard you can squeeze them. I bet you have a Sissy hand shake. πŸ˜› nanananana πŸ™„

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Originally posted by Blackamp
you guys are cracking me upπŸ™„ honestly, it's like watching some messed up but strangely funny comedy
shush, he is on a roll, and were having fun. πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
shush, he is on a roll, and were having fun. πŸ˜›
sorry, i'll just tip-toe quietly out...😞