Sharing DIY tips.

What's the appropriate amount to swear and should that vary with complexity?

What proportion of the paint, filler, product should be wiped off and binned? What's the proper amount to get on your hands and clothing?

Avoid contact with skin. Seriously?

Based on current waits always book the ambulance in advance of the job if working between 4pm and 6pm.

@Relentless-Red

when beginning any new plumbing project, go to youtube first
click on the exploding/burning/collapsing buildings video
now
find the telephone directory and turn to the page advertising "plumbers"
hang in there, yer nearly done
emit primal scream

i'll be there in a bit

My advice, forget all of the above and get the professionals in.

Professionals never seem to get the swearing right. Although I did once meet a joiner who was pretty good.

@relentless-red said
Professionals never seem to get the swearing right. Although I did once meet a joiner who was pretty good.

@rajk999 said
And the jeans must have the perfect fit with the butt crack showing

@the-gravedigger said
My advice, forget all of the above and get the professionals in.

@relentless-red said
What's the appropriate amount to swear and should that vary with complexity?

What proportion of the paint, filler, product should be wiped off and binned? What's the proper amount to get on your hands and clothing?

Avoid contact with skin. Seriously?

Based on current waits always book the ambulance in advance of the job if working between 4pm and 6pm.

@badradger said
Having carried out various diy jobs my wife says every second word is an expletive,she says that about any sport I watch especialy horse racing, I have a perticular jockey I follow If he wins I want to marry him but if he looses icall him a bogtrotting irish barstewad and tell him to feck of back to dublin.

@relentless-red said
Sounds like a solid and traditional approach. I like it. The old ways are always the best.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
First time I met my neighbour he glimpsed me through the living room window in a face mask, holding an axe and a hammer. (Was demolishing a partition wall).

Was always a little wary of me after that, even when I gave him pickles.

@relentless-red said
Sounds like a solid and traditional approach. I like it. The old ways are always the best.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
First time I met my neighbour he glimpsed me through the living room window in a face mask, holding an axe and a hammer. (Was demolishing a partition wall).

Was always a little wary of me after that, even when I gave him pickles.

@the-gravedigger said
My advice, forget all of the above and get the professionals in.