Shark or Jet

Which would you be?

Shark.

A jet has people using the bathroom so technically they would be pooping in me. No thanks.
A shark eats people.

@great-big-stees said
Which would you be?

I don’t like flying or pollution but I do love diving, the oceans and ocean creatures ~ so I would be a shark.

@phil-a-dork said
Shark.

A jet has people using the bathroom so technically they would be pooping in me. No thanks.
A shark eats people.

Me too. I like their hair.

Gross.

@great-big-stees said
Which would you be?

There was a shark called Nibbles.

I'd like to be him.

@phil-a-dork said
Gross.

Sorry, I meant to say..."I'd like hair".

@ghost-of-a-duke said
There was a shark called Nibbles.

I'd like to be him.

Doesn't sound very "sharkish". 🤔

@great-big-stees said
Which would you be?

West Side story??

Can't speak Spanish so I guess I'm a jet??

@relentless-red said
West Side story??

Can't speak Spanish so I guess I'm a jet??

Diesel or Snowboy?

@great-big-stees said
Which would you be?

The Jets were a gang of white Americans, and the Sharks were a gang of Puerto-Rican Americans.

So I guess a Jet. Tony was a Jet and Maria's intended, Chino, was a Shark.

Did no one make the connection to West Side Story?

@relentless-red said
West Side story??

Can't speak Spanish so I guess I'm a jet??

Hah, beat me by minutes.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Diesel or Snowboy?

There was I thinking I had knowledge. I think there was a character called Action - since I'm planted on the sofa staring at a tablet that must be a good fit. 😁

@suzianne said
The Jets were a gang of white Americans, and the Sharks were a gang of Puerto-Rican Americans.

So I guess a Jet. Tony was a Jet and Maria's intended, Chino, was a Shark.

Did no one make the connection to West Side Story?

Romeo and Juliet reworked. Maria wrongly believes Tony has been killed, but I don't think she takes her own life so much as allows herself to be killed so he finds her dying.

@relentless-red said
There was I thinking I had knowledge. I think there was a character called Action - since I'm planted on the sofa staring at a tablet that must be a good fit. 😁

I guess that would make me 'Anybodys', whose given name was Susan, on top of it.