Shavixmir: THE ONLY THING THE ITALIANS DO WELL IS THROW INSULTS AND COOK.
Friends, Romans, chess players,
I'm sorry, so sorry I begin my post with a citation but I have to. I have to share with you all some wonderful pearl of wisdom.
This man (bah!) our friend shavixmir felt the duty to teach us something he learnt during all these years of wandering around the globe. We wish to thank you shavi. Really.
But I think we need more so I prepared a form by means of which you can teach us even more wisdom. All you have to do is fill the blank fields with every kind of offence crosses your mind.
The only thing the Americans do well is …………… and ……………;
The only thing the Germans do well is …………… and ……………;
The only thing the Russians do well is …………… and ……………;
The only thing the Spanish do well is …………… and ……………;
The only thing the Australians do well is …………… and …………
(If I’ve not been exhaustive you can use whatever class of human being you prefer: priests, dwarves, black and so on). Having realised from your many interesting posts your intellectual capabilities, I suggest some verbs you can use: spit, kill, rape, steal, kidnap, sodomize….
Come on shavi let everybody know your complete vision of the world.
I’m surely giving you a day to remember letting you unload so many frustrations: your wife and your neighbours will probably be happy for one day. Ooops sorry shavi, sorry, I said the words “your wife”, please don’t hit me.
Shavixmir: BUT, ANYONE WHO INSULTED ME DELIBERATELY, OR EVEN WORSE: KICK ME DELIBERATELY, I PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND KICKED ABOUT THE FIELD OR COURT LIKE I WAS BOOTING AN OLD AND LEAKY FOOTBALL AROUND.
YES, I DID GET SENT OFF (AND GOT BANNED FROM COMPETITION BADMINTON). BUT THAT JUST MADE THE REF'S LIFE INSECURE.
OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT A TEENAGER ANYMORE, BUT IF I'M IN A BAD MOOD AND SOMEONE INSULTS ME. THEY GO DOWN.
GOOD ON ZIDANE. HE'S MORE A HERO NOW THAN EVER!
Please ladies and gentlemen stand up.
I’m sorry I continue my post with another quotation of such an intellectual (the face in the profile say much in not all) but just consider what an example we have here of sporting spirit and genuine morality for our children.
Surely shavi you’re playing chess online because you’ve been sentenced to jail having tortured a boy who checkmated you 20 times in a row. I can understand.
Shavixmir: IF MY TEAM HAD TO WIN BY RESORTING TO CHEATING AND LOW-LIFE INSULTING, THEN I WOULD DISOWN THEM AND USE LOTS OF DRUGS.
The use of drugs is officially provided in sport sanctions?
A question now rises: what if they were playing baseball? Zidane had obviously the moral duty to kill Materazzi smashing his head. And if they met in a car accident? Zizou had to shoot Mat in the heart with his powerful machine-gun.
In this resides the difference between a human being and a beast: the first is supposed to be able to control his instincts. Zidane ruined the memory of his entire career this way. I call this: stupidity.
Every civilized country (just to remember you, in Rome there was a Senate when you were still on the trees) uses LAWS to prevent that people like you and ZZ go around head-butting each guy whose language you don’t appreciate. That’s why they banned you from badminton competitions or you still don’t understand?. The same should do the moderators of this forum with regards to people who incite the violence, racism and intolerance.
So I hope Materazzi will be punished for his misbehaviour and Zidane stop to give to all children who like football such indecent examples of violence.
Just to finish I’m happy to see French people joking Zizou with this intelligent and amusing trick which I advise you all to see:
You’re not right when you say with such a cogent syllogism (don’t waste time trying to understand that word shavi) that we throw well insults: we don’t like it very much but…. oh well when we find someone like you I just can’t help.
Balerion.
Originally posted by BalerionWhy have you missed out Ingerlund?
The only thing the Americans do well is …………… and ……………;
The only thing the Germans do well is …………… and ……………;
The only thing the Russians do well is …………… and ……………;
The only thing the Spanish do well is …………… and ……………;
The only thing the Australians do well is …………… and …………
Originally posted by BalerionDo you really expect me (or anyone else) to read this? 😴
Shavixmir: THE ONLY THING THE ITALIANS DO WELL IS THROW INSULTS AND COOK.
Friends, Romans, chess players,
I'm sorry, so sorry I begin my post with a citation but I have to. I have to share with you all some wonderful pearl of wisdom.
This man (bah!) our friend shavixmir felt the duty to teach us something he learnt during all these years of wandering a ...[text shortened]... ke it very much but…. oh well when we find someone like you I just can’t help.
Balerion.
Entertain me damn it! It's Friday.
Originally posted by AThousandYoungI wouldn't misspell the name of my own House. ðŸ˜
You're not fooling anyone, Noodles.
Oh, never mind. This isn't a new account.
I'm still watching you though!
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It's confusing, though. I look like Delmer, and someone else has a nick which sounds almost like me. I think I may get an identity crisis.