I keep hoping that Shav's wisdom will somehow rub off on me through some sort of osmotic process as I read his threads. Unfortunately, I'm repeatedly left with this vaguely unfulfilling feeling of constipation after trudging through one of his essays. Is this what wisdom feels like? Could I actually be getting smarter as I read his literary masterpieces? Perhaps I have reached the limits of my intellectual capacity, hence, the feeling of constipation? I'm very concerned that I could do myself an enlightenment injury by reading any further.
Please... make the hurting stop.
His low-brow topics have included shaving his nuts, classifying his fecal matter, killing vermin. They usually include drinking, drugging, etc. From this, I can only conclude that he is a saviour in an otherwise bland, PG rated forum. However, I must say that I usually skip over his longer posts without reading them.
Originally posted by darvlayHow could you foget the brilliant and somewhat risque "shag a wallaby" thread?
His low-brow topics have included shaving his nuts, classifying his fecal matter, killing vermin. They usually include drinking, drugging, etc. From this, I can only conclude that he is a saviour in an otherwise bland, PG rated forum. However, I must say that I usually skip over his longer posts without reading them.
Originally posted by NyxieI missed the Shag a Wallaby thread. While I hesitate to ask, perhaps you can update me?
How could you foget the brilliant and somewhat risque "shag a wallaby" thread?
All I know is that his happiness thread and recent attack on me with a screwdriver have wounded me deeply. My depression is infinite...
Well...
What can I say?
Hand of Hecate:
The mere fact that you are questioning your position is probably proof enough that you are genuinly moving forward.
I think that's very positive. I mean, you shouldn't want to be hanging around where you were anyways.
Constipate yourself, explode and experiece the wider world of life dude!
Nyxie:
Your constructive critisism is like urine in my ears. Sometimes you don't need it, but sometimes it just manages to remove the gunk which you didn't manage to remove yourself.
I'm so glad you're using your wit and charm for such constructive measures...
Darvlay:
I'm glad you read the porn. I'm actually surprised you recognised anything else as something else than cheap sexual enjoyment.
Chessnut:
Sometimes the removal is not what is needed.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSadly the shag a wallaby post was lost to the ether world here, but it survives on fw in a call out thread calleed "calling out shaving mj" I think.
I missed the Shag a Wallaby thread. While I hesitate to ask, perhaps you can update me?
All I know is that his happiness thread and recent attack on me with a screwdriver have wounded me deeply. My depression is infinite...
Originally posted by shavixmirHey what are you doing in this thread? This is suposed to be for us all to talk about you. Your oppinion was'nt mneeded.
Well...
What can I say?
Hand of Hecate:
The mere fact that you are questioning your position is probably proof enough that you are genuinly moving forward.
I think that's very positive. I mean, you shouldn't want to be hanging around where you were anyways.
Constipate yourself, explode and experiece the wider world of life dude!
Nyxie:
Your ...[text shortened]... e than cheap sexual enjoyment.
Chessnut:
Sometimes the removal is not what is needed.
Originally posted by shavixmirrotation then?
Well...
What can I say?
Hand of Hecate:
The mere fact that you are questioning your position is probably proof enough that you are genuinly moving forward.
I think that's very positive. I mean, you shouldn't want to be hanging around where you were anyways.
Constipate yourself, explode and experiece the wider world of life dude!
Nyxie:
Your ...[text shortened]... e than cheap sexual enjoyment.
Chessnut:
Sometimes the removal is not what is needed.
