So, I went to the cinema because "Baruto no Gakkuen" was released here on Friday. Suddenly, half-way through the film, my own face filled the screen, and I shouted "That's MEEEEE!!!!!" I turned to the girl next to me and said to her "I bet you didn't know you were sitting next to a film star, did you?"
Well, 5 times after that I nudged her, pointed at the screen and said things like "There! Playing football. See?" and "Oh, there, next to the photographer." After the third time, I felf a hand on my thigh...
(Her by now ex-boyfriend/ex-lover/ex-whatever frowned at me, and looked generally unhappy.)
Yup, her ex-whatever. She left the cinema with me!!!
Shavixmir, your time will come. Please be patient, flags are set...
Originally posted by c99uxI did star in a movie!
So, I went to the cinema because "Baruto no Gakkuen" was released here on Friday. Suddenly, half-way through the film, my own face filled the screen, and I shouted "That's MEEEEE!!!!!" I turned to the girl next to me and said to her "I bet you didn't know you were sitting next to a film star, did you?"
Well, 5 times after that I nudged her, pointed at the sc ...[text shortened]... ma with me!!!
Shavixmir, your time will come. Please be patient, flags are set...
Well...I stay star...what I mean is: I was an extra in a movie. A Bollywood movie.
I had a speaking role too. Seriously. Well...I say speaking role... what I mean is that I spoke but it will be dubbed over in Hindi.
But just wait until "Welcome" hits the cinemas... my light will never have shone brighter.
And that, to be quite truthful, is tragic.
Oh well.
There are tons of people without a sex life: priests, nuns, lepers....
1 edit
Originally posted by shavixmirexcuse me, mate, but priests have a way much, much, much more exciting sex life than porn stars, LOL! 😉
I did star in a movie!
Well...I stay star...what I mean is: I was an extra in a movie. A Bollywood movie.
I had a speaking role too. Seriously. Well...I say speaking role... what I mean is that I spoke but it will be dubbed over in Hindi.
But just wait until "Welcome" hits the cinemas... my light will never have shone brighter.
And that, to be q ...[text shortened]... tragic.
Oh well.
There are tons of people without a sex life: priests, nuns, lepers....
Edit. Haven't you heard the infamous expression: "Gee, I am hornier than a Boston priest!!"
Originally posted by SeitseI'm so god damned horny even the crack of dawn better be careful around me - Tom Waits -
excuse me, mate, but priests have a way much, much, much more exciting sex life than porn stars, LOL! 😉
Edit. Haven't you heard the infamous expression: "Gee, I am hornier than a Boston priest!!"