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Originally posted by Jusuh
de niro is great actor btw
Nah he overacts.

The curse of a lot of actors.

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Originally posted by cup o soup
I think you good boy, i like you.
I wish you were on the telly.

I give you magic tea for nothing, and two non-sub rec's.

🙄🙄🙄🙄
You should be grateful, those non-sub recs don't get handed out too often and the magic tea is usually only free till you pick up the habit, then he takes everything you've got.

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
tanks
are a tracked, armoured combat vehicle (armoured fighting vehicle), designed primarily to destroy enemy ground forces by direct fire. A modern main battle tank (MBT) is distinguished by its high level of firepower, mobility and armour protection relative to other vehicles of an era. It can cross comparatively rough terrain at high speeds, but is fuel-, maintenance-, and ammunition-hungry and is logistically demanding. It has the heaviest armour of any vehicle on the battlefield, and carries what is intended to be an effective anti-tank weapon. It is among the most versatile and fearsome weapons on the battlefield, valued for its shock action against other troops, its ability to engage a wide variety of ground targets, and high survivability. If not properly protected, tanks can be vulnerable from weapons such as aircraft strikes, mines, and artillery, as well as being swamped by infantry. They are usually employed as part of combined arms warfare, supported by infantry, other fighting vehicles, and aircraft.

Tanks were first used in World War I, to break the deadlock of the trenches, and they evolved to take the role of cavalry on the battlefield. The name "tank" first arose in British factories making the casings of the first battle tanks: the workmen were given the impression they were constructing tracked water containers for the British Army, hence keeping the production of a fighting vehicle in secret. Tanks have subsequently undergone many generations of design evolution; many of their traits have matured. However, there is an ongoing arms race between tank armour and anti-tank weapons systems, and between opposing tank designs, causing a continual need for upgrading.

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Military use of the word tank originated 1915, partly as a code word, partly because they looked like benzene tanks. They were first used in action at Pozieres ridge, on the Western Front, Sept. 15, 1916.

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Originally posted by ark13
are a tracked, armoured combat vehicle (armoured fighting vehicle), designed primarily to destroy enemy ground forces by direct fire. A modern main battle tank (MBT) is distinguished by its high level of firepower, mobility and armour protection relative to other vehicles of an era. It can cross comparatively rough terrain at high speeds, but is fuel-, mainten ...[text shortened]... tank weapons systems, and between opposing tank designs, causing a continual need for upgrading.
Tanks

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Military use of the word tank originated 1915, partly as a code word, partly because they looked like benzene tanks. They were first used in action at Pozieres ridge, on the Western Front, Sept. 15, 1916.
There are many tanks in my willage

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
u tink i funny man uh... like funny I amuse u... like a clown
Does TINK mean THINK?

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
tanks
Does TANKS mean THANKS?

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Does TINK mean THINK?
No, I think it means "tank". "u tink i funny man" = "You are a tank, I am a funny man".

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
There are many tanks in my willage
But wait... you said TANKS means THANKS So now you are saying 'There are many THANKS in my willage,..or is it Village.

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
But wait... you said TANKS means THANKS So now you are saying 'There are many THANKS in my willage,..or is it Village.
I am beginning to tink (sorry, THINK) your accent is as phony as a 6 dollar bill in America.

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
But wait... you said TANKS means THANKS So now you are saying 'There are many THANKS in my willage,..or is it Village.
Now you are confused. It was you who suggested that "tanks" might mean "thanks".

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Now you are confused. It was you who suggested that "tanks" might mean "thanks".
No, he wrote to Shavixmir thanking him and he said TANKS. Now THAT meant THANKS!

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I taught I taw a puddy tat

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Originally posted by mokko
I taught I taw a puddy tat
That is correct Mr. Mokko.