she tickled my ego bigtime

she sent me a follow request, and altho she hadn't tweeted much i took the gamble
ten minutes later she does the electric slide into the dm
"i really like yer profile, and i LOVE yer face!"
"i want to use you as my muse and model for a client looking for something out of the ordinary"
"do you have any nice photos of yerself?"

well folks, i cain't lie, i was buttered, basted, and broiled
i sent her a few olde pics from the archives and she gushed over each and every one
i asked for a pic of her
she sent me to her insta, but all she had there was examples of her art, which wasn't bad, but i ain't a critic
i asked her how much i was worth as a model, LOL
she shows me her tap dance
"the client is willing to pay for art supplies and you'll get paid out of that by check"
"all i need is yer bank name and the daily mobile deposit limit"

uh oh
tiny lil scary tingles squeeze my cheeks

i ask her for a pic again, then abruptly i decide that she's playing me and my only hope is to skedaddle

this was the hardest block i've ever done
dammit

@rookie54 said
she sent me a follow request, and altho she hadn't tweeted much i took the gamble
ten minutes later she does the electric slide into the dm
"i really like yer profile, and i LOVE yer face!"
"i want to use you as my muse and model for a client looking for something out of the ordinary"
"do you have any nice photos of yerself?"

well folks, i cain't lie, i was buttered, ...[text shortened]... 's playing me and my only hope is to skedaddle

this was the hardest block i've ever done
dammit

@rookie54
If you didn't spend any money on her, there is nothing to regret.

@torunn said
@rookie54
If you didn't spend any money on her, there is nothing to regret.

@suzianne said
There is always "what could have been."

@torunn said
@rookie54
If you didn't spend any money on her, there is nothing to regret.

@a-unique-nickname said
Time is more valuable than money.

@torunn said
If it taught him something, it is not a total waste of time. He won't do it again. Or will he... 🙂

@a-unique-nickname said
He will... whatever it was 😉

@torunn said
If he does it again - whatever it was - it was worth doing twice. 🙂

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