A parody of 'Cleaning out my closet' by Eminem:
Where's my snare, I have no snare in my headphones, there ya' go, yeah, yo', yo'...
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against,
I have, i've been protested and reported to Russ,
picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times,
sick is the mind of the motherf---in' lawyer that's behind,
all this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin',
tempers flaring from posters, just blow 'em off and keep goin',
not takin' nothin' from no one,give 'em hell long as i'm breathin',
keep kickin' @$$ in the mornin', an' takin' names in the evening,
leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth, see they can trigger me but they'll never figure me out, look at me now, I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you moderators,i'ma make you look so ridiculous now...
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I'm sorry moderators, I never meant to break the TOS, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm not allowed to post here, {one more time}, I said i'm sorry moderators, I never meant to break the TOS,
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm not allowed to post here...
I got some skeletons in my message box and I don't know if no one knows it, so before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it, i'ma expose it, i'll take you back to '03, before I ever had a
multi-platinum alerted posting, I was a lawyer, maybe I was just a couple of bits, my fa&&ot partner must have had his pantie's up in a bunch, cause he split, I wonder if he even posted goodbye, no I don't on second thought, I just f---in' wished he would die, I look at RHP and I couldn't picture leavin' this site, even if I hate everyone, I grit my teeth and I'd try, to make it work flaming them at least for RHP’s sake, I maybe made some mistakes,i'm only a lawyer, but i'm
troll enough to ignore them today, what I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb, but the smartest sh-t I did was delete them posts about that bum, cause id'a flamed 'em, sh-t I would have flamed Russ and Chrismo both, it's my post, i'd like to welcome y'all to the No1maurader show...
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Now I would never diss the moderators just to get recognition, take a second to listen who you think this post is dissin', but put yourself in my position, just try to envision witnessin' other posters saying things like they had an opinon, b--chin' that someone's always moderating their posts and sh-ts missin', going through public message board systems, victim of Munchausen's syndrome, my whole life I was made to believe I was right when I wasn't 'til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya' stomach, doesn't it, wasn't it the reason that you banned me, mods, so you could try to justify the way you treated me, mods, but guess what, it's gettin' over now and it's calm when I’m not posting, and newbies growing up so quick, they’re gonna
know that I’m phoney, and RHP’s getting so big now, you should see it, it’s beautiful, but I'll try to ruin it, I've already had a funeral, see what hurts you the most is I won't admit I was wrong, b-tch, do your ban, keep tellin' yourself that you was a mod, but how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get, you selfish b-tch, I hope you f--kin' burn in hell for this sh-t, remember when STANG got banned and you said you wished it was me, well guess what, I am banned, banned to you as can be...
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Word up,
Omnislash 😉