77. Two-toothed Bumpkins, the jailhouse lawyer, was looking for his 1966 edition of Lousy Anna Case Law, when he realized finally, after 6 hours of futile searching, that it must have been checked out. He looked at the card catalogue and saw that it was checked out by non other than Stinky. Off to the cell block he stormed in a terrible fit. What would that idiot do with the book except sit on it to polish his soap, he thought.
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Originally posted by coquette76. Lousy Anna Case Law, as it turned out, had nothing whatsoever to do with lice, as Stinky Johnson had mistakenly thought so he made a plan to steal a full length mirror frm the tailor shop, where he worked as a seamstress, so he could "search his body for the peasky critters that were causing him to contiually scratch. In the meantime he'd just sit on it and sculpt away on his bar of soap. He was about halfway through a beautiful rendition of his favourite huntin' hound, Festus.
77. Two-toothed Bumpkins, the jailhouse lawyer, was looking for his 1966 edition of Lousy Anna Case Law, when he realized finally, after 6 hours of futile searching, that it must have been checked out. He looked at the card catalogue and saw that it was checked out by non other than Stinky. Off to the cell block he stormed in a terrible fit. What would that idiot do with the book except sit on it to polish his soap, he thought.
Originally posted by Great Big Stees75. Festus cherished the early morning hunt. This magnificent pointer interpreted the sporting event as chocolate, love, winning and chess.
76. Lousy Anna Case Law, as it turned out, had nothing whatsoever to do with lice, as Stinky Johnson had mistakenly thought so he made a plan to steal a full length mirror frm the tailor shop, where he worked as a seamstress, so he could "search his body for the peasky critters that were causing him to contiually scratch. In the meantime he'd just si ...[text shortened]... p. He was about halfway through a beautiful rendition of his favourite huntin' hound, Festus.
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby74. As he slipped into sleep Festus, the Blood Hound, dreampt weird dreams. Dreams that were hard for him to understand as the lazy overweight hound that he was.
75. Festus cherished the early morning hunt. This magnificent pointer interpreted the sporting event as chocolate, love, winning and chess.
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Originally posted by coquette74. After chasing and treeing the coon Festus turned to see if Cletus, Stinkys cousin by his mothers cousins brother twice removed, was there to shhot it. Not seeing him anywhere he headed for home as he was "bagged".
73. Festus, the ever loyal bloodhound, lapped the bowl of putrid water and gobbled the Purina Dog Chow. Then he expelled some gas and turned three circles on the dirt to settle in for a nap.
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Originally posted by Great Big Stees72. After chasing and treeing the coon Festus turned to see if Cletus, Stinkys cousin by his mothers cousins brother twice removed, was there to shhot it. Not seeing him anywhere he headed for home as he was "bagged".
74. After chasing and treeing the coon Festus turned to see if Cletus, Stinkys cousin by his mothers cousins brother twice removed, was there to shhot it. Not seeing him anywhere he headed for home as he was "bagged".
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Originally posted by coquette71. _________
72. After chasing and treeing the coon Festus turned to see if Cletus, Stinkys cousin by his mothers cousins brother twice removed, was there to shhot it. Not seeing him anywhere he headed for home as he was "bagged".
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Originally posted by SilverstrikerThanks so much, Silverstriker, for becoming part of this low key Red Hot Pawn General Forum Community creative endeavor. -gb
71. Through the fields he chased and hunted like he never had before and then as if by accident he stumbled upon it
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Originally posted by Mathurine'Then' indicates progression, not regression.
99. Then they built a canopy over it, keeping guard on every side lest the Non-Subs should attack them before they had finished. When they had accomplished this they went back again into the city, and being well assembled they held high feast in the house of Russ their king.