Sir Alan Partridge...

"Can I have my sausages burnt to a crisp please? So that they can only be identified by their dental records."

Do you find everything funny?

Originally posted by Bowmann
Do you find everything funny?

Originally posted by blade68
"Can I have my sausages burnt to a crisp please? So that they can only be identified by their dental records."

Originally posted by Redmike
But what about their fingerprints?

Originally posted by blade68
"Can you fingerprint a sausage?"

Originally posted by Redmike
Perhaps a burglar could tape sausages to their fingers to avoid leaving clues then?

But what about their palms?

Originally posted by blade68
They could use a beefburger to cover their palms.

Have you ever been to Ireland?

Originally posted by Redmike
Yes. Would it have to be an Irish beefburger?

Originally posted by blade68
Sorry - I jumped to another episode and you missed it!

Have you ever been to Ireland?

No, but I'd love to go...

Originally posted by Redmike
Sorry....

Don't know that one. Actually saw some of the sausage one last night, on one of the repeat channels. With the 12 inch plate. Magic stuff.

Originally posted by blade68
He's a class act.
You seen Paul & Pauline Calf's Video Diaries?

Originally posted by Redmike
Yes, dead funny. Just very well observed.

I know a cracking owl sanctuary