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    09 Aug '15 20:183 edits
    Today, here in the important part of the UK, RHP was inactive for what can only be described in legal terms as a "significantly compromised service interval" resulting in a spoiling of my enjoyment of said site which was well below what my subscription fee expects. But no apology, no threads of solidarity from other compromised users and importantly, no refund!

    I'm owed what I estimate to be a further 0.08 pence to the fast accumulating mountain of cash coming my way once my lawyer finds the business address of this Mickey Mouse organisation. And I don't mean the JWs for once!
  2. Subscribercoquette
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    09 Aug '15 20:29
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Today, here in the important part of the UK, RHP was inactive for what can only be described in legal terms as a "significantly compromised service interval" resulting in a spoiling of my enjoyment of said site which was well below what my subscription fee expects. But no apology, no threads of solidarity from other compromised users and importantly, no ...[text shortened]... finds the business address of this Mickey Mouse organisation. And I don't mean the JWs for once!
    whoa sparky, we've all experienced the occasional inconvenience of a blackout denial of service

    these are categorically known as moments of reflective exercises with the intention of helping us to develop more patient characters

    i, for one, can now go several hours on end without making a move in here

    impressive, no?
  3. Subscribermoonbus
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    09 Aug '15 20:52
    I think you'll find, if you read the terms of service carefully, that"enjoyment" is not mentioned.
  4. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    09 Aug '15 21:17
    Originally posted by moonbus
    I think you'll find, if you read the terms of service carefully, that"enjoyment" is not mentioned.
    Enjoyment is available for subscribers.
  5. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    09 Aug '15 21:34
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Today, here in the important part of the UK, RHP was inactive for what can only be described in legal terms as a "significantly compromised service interval" !
    That move you were unable to play ... glad you didn't? 😀
  6. Standard memberSeitse
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    09 Aug '15 21:51
    Originally posted by divegeester
    once my lawyer finds the business address of this Mickey Mouse organisation
    Saul Goodman™
  7. SubscriberSuzianne
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    09 Aug '15 22:07
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Today, here in the important part of the UK, RHP was inactive for what can only be described in legal terms as a "significantly compromised service interval" resulting in a spoiling of my enjoyment of said site which was well below what my subscription fee expects. But no apology, no threads of solidarity from other compromised users and importantly, no ...[text shortened]... finds the business address of this Mickey Mouse organisation. And I don't mean the JWs for once!
    It's summer!

    Go *outside* and play!
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    09 Aug '15 22:09
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    It's summer!

    Go *outside* and play!
    Excellent post Suzianne.
  9. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    10 Aug '15 00:04
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    It's summer!

    You are so north-centric.
  10. SubscriberSuzianne
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    10 Aug '15 02:28
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    You are so north-centric.
    Ok, genius, you tell me what season it is in the UK, huh?

    At least I read the OP.
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    10 Aug '15 03:00
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    You are so north-centric.
    I am only about 1,000 km from the equator, so there are no summers or winters here. North-centric people are indeed the main problem, but the resistance offered by their opponents is often too south-centric.
  12. Subscribermoonbus
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    10 Aug '15 11:08
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Enjoyment is available for subscribers.
    Available maybe, but not guaranteed.
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    10 Aug '15 14:46
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Available maybe, but not guaranteed.
    The only things guaranteed in life are...gimme a minute...OK I forget.😳
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    10 Aug '15 14:552 edits
    RHP outages reminds me on this scene from movies:

    Int. Night. Shabby hotel room. Cello music.Rain hits the window, thunder...

    An unshaven man with disturbed looking face and in dirty cloths approaches to a rubber doll shaped as woman (naked woman).
    He is ready to perform pen.etration when - doll goes flat in a jiffy.
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    10 Aug '15 14:59
    Originally posted by vandervelde
    RHP outages reminds me on this scene from movies:

    Int. Night. Shabby hotel room. Cello music.Rain hits the window, thunder...

    An unshaven man with disturbed looking face and in dirty cloths approaches to a rubber doll shaped as woman (naked woman).
    He is ready to perform coi.tus when - doll goes flat in jiffy.
    What a vivid imagination you have.
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