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Skeeter to wrestle crocs on the moon...

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Must be true, because apparently all you have to do is say it with authority and it'll be true. God forbid anyone actually substantiates a fact around here.

Its time to put up or shut the hell up.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Must be true, because apparently all you have to do is say it with authority and it'll be true. God forbid anyone actually substantiates a fact around here.

Its time to put up or shut the hell up.
Jesus wept!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Must be true, because apparently all you have to do is say it with authority and it'll be true. God forbid anyone actually substantiates a fact around here.

Its time to put up or shut the hell up.
this is the best thread title i have seen in a very long time.

skeeter - you rock!

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Jesus wept!
Prove it.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Prove it.
I don't have to. Scorn me if you will but I actually saw the secret video tape of Jesus crying from 20AD.

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Originally posted by flexmore
this is the best thread title i have seen in a very long time.

skeeter - you rock!
I just want her and Jesus to be held accountable for their actions. She talks a lot of 'smack' and repeatedly fails to back it up... sort of like Jesus. Its time for Skeeter to quit hogging the nails and get down off the cross, we need the wood to build a trebuchet.

Skeeter = Forum Jesus (New & Improved Version 3.6)

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I just want her and Jesus to be held accountable for their actions. She talks a lot of 'smack' and repeatedly fails to back it up... sort of like Jesus. Its time for Skeeter to quit hogging the nails and get down off the cross, we need the wood to build a trebuchet.

Skeeter = Forum Jesus (New & Improved Version 3.6)
This would have been funnier if you'd written

"Jesus (and I can call him Jesus)"

rather than just

"Jesus".






(You're welcome.)

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Originally posted by dottewell
This would have been funnier if you'd written

"Jesus (and I can call him Jesus)"

rather than just

"Jesus".






(You're welcome.)
He told me to call him JC.

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Originally posted by dottewell
This would have been funnier if you'd written

"Jesus (and I can call him Jesus)"

rather than just

"Jesus".






(You're welcome.)
Jesus, you're right, that's brilliant. Sadly, Jesus and I are no longer on speaking terms. Personally, I don't think he ever liked me that much. I do however know Geraldo quite intimately... his mustache is excessively ticklish.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
He told me to call him JC.
You wouldn't get the same familiarities from his brother Wilbur.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You wouldn't get the same familiarities from his brother Wilbur.
No one wants to be known as WC. Not even Churchill.

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What about WC Fields?

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Originally posted by Siskin
What about WC Fields?
He doesn't count, he's dead.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
He doesn't count, he's dead.
Killed himself because of all the taunts, I bet.