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Fat lazy sod seeking chess playing, booze loving, fit bird, with big knockers. Must have VGSOHOBATFI (very good sense of humour or be able to fake it) for when I tell jokes. NS (Non smoker or no stalkers (I forget which)) for romance, laundry duty & other menial tasks. Millionairess's very welcome, but will consider all offers (kinky boots essential). Reply PM box 1234

So, how much are you willing to pay?

Originally posted by Aiko
So, how much are you willing to pay?

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
[b]Love Section

Fat lazy sod seeking chess playing, booze loving, fit bird, with big knockers. Must have VGSOHOBATFI (very good sense of humour or be able to fake it) for when I tell jokes. NS (Non smoker or no stalkers (I forget which)) for romance, laundry duty & other menial tasks. Millionairess's very welcome, but will consider all offers (kinky boots essential). Reply PM box 1234[/b]

Millionairess' what very welcome? 😕

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
well for the right candidate maybe a tenner 😵

Originally posted by Bowmann
Millionairess' what very welcome? 😕

Originally posted by shavixmir
If I ever did a small ad it would be:

"Fcuk me. Please."

Love:

Hopeless romantic with a love of fine dining and the arts seeks dirty filthy ho. No Canvassers please.

Polish/Cornish, cross-eyed, web-footed, balding albino pre-op transexual seeks similar for friendship. No canvassers please.

Cars:

Stockcar for sale, driven to victory in 103rd Annual Bognor Regis Pile Up Challenge cup. Excellent condition. No Canvassers please.

For Sale (Misc):

Holiday Photo. Choice of sun, ski or European weekend away. Perfect for alibis. No Canvassers please.

Jobs Wanted:

Canvasser. 10 years experience but work has been limited. Excellent canvassing skills. Clean Driving Licence. No Canvassers.

Originally posted by shavixmir
If I ever did a small ad it would be:

"Fcuk me. Please."

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
In the right sort of magazine it would probably work, and co's it so few words it would be cheap too 😉

edit :- you could even take out the please & it would still work!

Originally posted by Bowmann
Millionairess' what very welcome? 😕

Originally posted by jones2005
Love:

Hopeless romantic with a love of fine dining and the arts seeks dirty filthy ho. No Canvassers please.

Polish/Cornish, cross-eyed, web-footed, balding albino pre-op transexual seeks similar for friendship. No canvassers please.

Cars:

Stockcar for sale, driven to victory in 103rd Annual Bognor Regis Pile Up Challenge cup. Excellent conditi ...[text shortened]... ce but work has been limited. Excellent canvassing skills. Clean Driving Licence. No Canvassers.

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Does it really matter if they're a millionairess? 😵

Originally posted by rmacken
LOL!!

and deserving your first rec!