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which one is it for you?
For me it has to be "Jersey Girl" by Jon Bon Jovi... I mean, I kinda like romantic songs, I just love the song "Ugly", but... gah!
http://www.mp3search.ru/album.html?id=29012
for a free listening example. Careful, you might gag...
What's your choice?

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Originally posted by angie88
which one is it for you?
For me it has to be "Jersey Girl" by Jon Bon Jovi... I mean, I kinda like romantic songs, I just love the song "Ugly", but... gah!
http://www.mp3search.ru/album.html?id=29012
for a free listening example. Careful, you might gag...
What's your choice?
Jesse's Girl...

HATED IT!!!

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Originally posted by PBE6
Jesse's Girl...

HATED IT!!!
Oh man!!!! I love that song but not because it's cool but because it always reminds me of Boogie Nights 🙂

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It has to be Frank Zappa's "Muffin Man"

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin

Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an

Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside

Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...

He turns to us and speaks:



"some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!"



Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing

Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk

Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette

Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.

Later he says:



"some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say

There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey

Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"



Girl you thought he was a man

But he was a muffin

He hung around till you found

That he didnt know nuthin



Girl you thought he was a man

But he only was a-puffin

No cries is heard in the night

As a result of him stuffin

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Carly Simon ... Was this about Mick Jagger?

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

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