Smee

Read this story when it came out, accidentally stumbled upon it once more on the net -- thought I'd share.

Put a Cork in it

A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"

Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."

DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"

Caller: "Goan... spelt, G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."

DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"

Caller: "Goan f**k yourself!"

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"

Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."

DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"

Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."

DJ: "... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"

Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"

Now that's laugh out loud funny! Thanks!

Just in case anyone has any doubts about this:

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[EDIT: spelling]

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Now that's laugh out loud funny! Thanks!

Thank you, had me laughing.

Originally posted by demonseed
Read this story when it came out, accidentally stumbled upon it once more on the net -- thought I'd share.

Put a Cork in it

A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"
...[text shortened]... can you use that word in that would make sense?"

Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"

Originally posted by shavixmir
That is excellent.
haha